nigelcoyb
Player Valuation: £25m
The problem Bale has he feels the slightest contact and collapses - he just looks like he's diving EVERY TIME.
Yesterday was just typical, very minor contact via knee and arm something he could easilly have ridden and instead of following the laws of physics and falling in the direction of contact he throws the feet backward NOT SIDEWARD and flops.
You'd think his ankles have been swept by a judo expert.
Yes he felt contact, yes the "going so fast" theory is bollox and yes he's programmed his monkey head to say "contact .... throw ankles back" no matter what the direction.
Yesterday was just typical, very minor contact via knee and arm something he could easilly have ridden and instead of following the laws of physics and falling in the direction of contact he throws the feet backward NOT SIDEWARD and flops.
You'd think his ankles have been swept by a judo expert.
Yes he felt contact, yes the "going so fast" theory is bollox and yes he's programmed his monkey head to say "contact .... throw ankles back" no matter what the direction.