Beards

[tommye]

My beard's not small mate, it goes down to my knees and hides my small willy.
Keep up ffs


xxx

 

[Woolly Blue]

Hahaha. ffs, that's actually a pretty decent likeness too you horror
I wouldn't wear a red hat though

 

[Millea]

Mine is dead jarg but people I know like it so I'll keep it for now.

 

[sageyefc]

Mine gets to a point were it stops growing long, instead it goes curly and like pjabs, so i just keep it just past the stubble stage

Never go clean shaven

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

My Scandinavian roots make it possible to go full Thor but facial hair is a PITA, so it usually doesn't go too long before I hack it off.

 

[Toffeelover]

2 old beard threads closed.

Currently rocking a 4 weeker with no intention of shaving until the wedding.

How's your facial hair going?

Whose wedding?

 

[ijjysmith]

Whose wedding?

Prince Harry's mate.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Whose wedding?

Apparently ijjy's getting married.
It's a surprise to us all because he's kept fairly quiet about it

 

[ijjysmith]

Apparently ijjy's getting married.
It's a surprise to us all because he's kept fairly quiet about it

It's nearly over mate.

Then I'll have to find something else to bang on about.

 

[evertoniandy]

26 and can't grow a beard or moustache. Sucks because I look like a dyke. If I don't shave for a while, I look like a patchy vagrant. Can't win.

 

[Woolly Blue]

It's nearly over mate.

Then I'll have to find something else to bang on about.

We're all made up for you mate.
It's great to see you so excited about it.




I will be glad when it's all over though

xxx

 

[Toffeelover]

It's nearly over mate.

Then I'll have to find something else to bang on about.

I am sure you will find a fave subject.

Good luck to you and your missus. Now if you have kids they must be indoctrinated early doors.

BTW I have a Tache and have had it since I was 18, that is blub blub years ago.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

I've had a beard for probably around 4 years now.

Recently decided not to trim it for a few months and ended up with a proper big one - the misses would grab it and that, got compliments at work from the girls etc.

Anyway it was so long that it would be a bit pubey after showering in the morning if I didn't flatten it immediately. Tried beard oil for a week and it was boss but the little bottles were about 30 dollars ffs so now I make my own.

Just finished a lavender, vetiver, frankincense & bergamot one. It smells amazing if I do say so myself.

 

[Elong]

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Hahahaha that's spot on that.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

They embody the too cool for school, Shoreditch residing, fixie riding, hipster plonker around here, so it's a big no for me. Beard with the side parting that seems popular at the moment earns you double sheep points. If you've had a beard for many years however then this doesn't apply to you.

Ugh.