Beards

[BigDunc'sFod]

The missus got me some, it's excellent, full of essential oils. I smell like a MAN, know what I mean?

What's your poison lad?

 

[Tramps_mate]

Beards are stupid. My mate has a stupid beard and also slicked back hair. The hipster tit wannabe..

 

[RFUS]

Beards are stupid. My mate has a stupid beard and also slicked back hair. The hipster tit wannabe..

Just 'cause you can only grow a Jagielka.

* strokes glorious face mane *

 

[Tramps_mate]

Just 'cause you can only grow a Jagielka.

* strokes glorious face mane *

Yes!! Its true. My efforts are atrocious.. My sidies don't even join to my hair.. The shame..

 

[Andy McGurk]

My beard for my wedding back in August was a glorious 4 incher, and will live on forever in many photos. In 10 years I'm gonna look back and say....

"Glad I have a beard!"

 

[Tommy Chong]

Currently rocking a 6 weeker...
But that's just because I'm a lazy prat...

Now if I could just ignore all the freakin' Taliban jokes!

 

[Tramps_mate]

@ijjysmith

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I always grow a bit of a beard to keep my other half away when she's doing my head in, she absolutely hates it, says I look like a big issue seller.

 

[blue4eva77]

I won't grow a beard as the moment it gets to a decent length it looks ginger. My mum has a family picture up on her wall in the living room from years back, when i was 17. In the picture i had this goatee thing going on and its clearly ginger and it looks horrendous.

So no beard for me. Plus its criminal to hide a jawline like mine.

 

[RFUS]

I won't grow a beard as the moment it gets to a decent length it looks ginger. My mum has a family picture up on her wall in the living room from years back, when i was 17. In the picture i had this goatee thing going on and its clearly ginger and it looks horrendous.

So no beard for me. Plus its criminal to hide a jawline like mine.

Thanks for having the courtesy to not grow a beard, ginge.

 

[Eggs]

...it was the norm to have a moustache when I reached shaving age so I had one for many, many years. As the kids grew up they thought it was dreadful so it went some time ago and I tend to have a wet shave every day. I'd probably have more hair on my face than on my head these days.

 

[Cels]

Mines about ten days in at the moment, and makes me look like a down and out. I tend to grow a beard for a few weeks then mess about with different styles like a goatee etc. then shave it off and start again.

 

[ijjysmith]

@ijjysmith

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/

 

[Tramps_mate]

Poopy beard.

 

[Elong]

I currently have a beard, a side parting hair cut and a sleeve tattoo.

Come at me.