Tried to grow one a couple years back...it was horrible.
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Beards
- Thread starter ijjysmith
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Serious beard envy here.
I can rock some pretty impressive stubble, but trying to grow it any longer and it grows scraggly and patchy. The 'tache area hasn't improved since I was 16.
31 ffs and still can't grow a convincing beard
I can rock some pretty impressive stubble, but trying to grow it any longer and it grows scraggly and patchy. The 'tache area hasn't improved since I was 16.
31 ffs and still can't grow a convincing beard
Still more masculine than my attempts tbh 
larrygobfiend
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Just had an order for beard oil labels in my work. Beard oil ffs!
Started growing one around Christmas time. My birds been calling me pube face since.
Shave all your pubes off and glue them to her face whilst she sleeps, then have your glorious revenge as you shout pube face at her as she walks out the door and leaves you.
Wish I'd have thought of this last night, she's jetted off to Dubai this morning. Would have been a fantastic leaving present for her.
Donald Twain
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This has happened in your life hasn't it?
Sadly yes, and I am still sporting the mental scars and pube beard 12 years on
Donald Twain
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Pubes on your face puts it all into perspective mate.
Run You Phuels
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I'm rocking a pretty good one at the moment. Beard & stache. Was planning on trimming it down tomorrow though. I never fully shave it off anymore, feel naked and unmanly without it.
Toffeelover
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Grooming, just nip down to your local Top gear shop, get a pint of engine oil much cheaper, but make it 20-50w much more gentle.
county road
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The missus got me some, it's excellent, full of essential oils. I smell like a MAN, know what I mean?
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