2018/19 Bernard

[Cameron Manning]

Saturated? where did that come from, sure I posted Zatara. Sorry Zatara if it was my mistake.

 

[summerisle]

 

[1878_bs]

 

[maccavennie]

I like Bernard, I love that song and that is absolutely crap

 

[summerisle]

Fast ?

 

[Coggy]

As I keep saying.
So much negativity.
We have got so many possibly classy parts to the jigsaw still to even try.
Frustrating , but fascinating.
Much better than our recent past.

 

[summerisle]

As I keep saying.
So much negativity.
We have got so many possibly classy parts to the jigsaw still to even try.
Frustrating , but fascinating.
Much better than our recent past.

How recent is this past ? I'm sick of waiting for the fabled sunlit uplands.

 

[CRIMHEAD]

Fast ?

Yeah, some actually think he's slow. Kinda nuts.

 

[originalgreaserbob]

As I keep saying.
So much negativity.
We have got so many possibly classy parts to the jigsaw still to even try.
Frustrating , but fascinating.
Much better than our recent past.

I really dont think that works to the tune of Whole of the Moon.

 

[Hibbo]

Bernard.
You are no lump of lard.
Get in there son
and go get some.
Goals.
You look like a farm boy.
Did you grow Bok Choi?
Now you reside in liverpool
You be eating English gruel.
This is not a Haiku.
It is actually a load of poo.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

His name is Bernard, he was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star
Tony always tended bar
Across the crowded floor, they worked from eight til four
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
At the copa (co) Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the copa (co) Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the copa they fell in love
Copa, Copacabana
His name was Rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit to far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
At the copa (co) Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the copa (co) Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the copa, she lost her love
(Copa, Copacabana)
(Copa, Copacabana)
(Copacabana)
like in Havana
(Copa, banana)
Music and passion were always in fashion
His name is Bernie, he was a showgirl
But that was thirty years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Still in dress she used to wear
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind
At the copa (co) Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the copa (co) Copacabana
Music and passion were always in fashion
At the copa don't fall in love
don't fall in love
(Copacabana)
(Copacabana)


To the tune of Chumbawumba Tubthumping.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Hey Bernard Bernard
We’re not very good you see
You’re not going to Wembley
Que sera sera.

 

[Khalekan]

How recent is this past ? I'm sick of waiting for the fabled sunlit uplands.

It is always jam tomorrow for us

 

[maccavennie]

Hey Bernard Bernard
We’re not very good you see
You’re not going to Wembley
Que sera sera.

lol too true

 

[Nymzee]

I hate it when we make songs for players.