I’d rather shag him most nights over my missus. The miserable git.
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He must lose sleep with the amount of truly awful players at this club. A glimmer of light in this miserable black hole of a club.
Cmonefcsortitout!
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Nice to see him having more shots. Keep trying and more goals will come. At times, he is a joy to watch, his touch and link up play are excellent at times.
DuncanDisorderly88
Player Valuation: £500k
Death touch just needs be more effective in away games
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
No player can be impressing Carlo more then Bernard right now
A real technical player. He frequently does that chop and turn back inside, but is so quick with a low centre of gravity that defenders can’t react quickly enough. But needs to work on composure in the box.
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
DCL?
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
That assist was absolute class. We don’t see enough of those.
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
The best part was it only happened because of an awful first touch!
Barca Blue
Player Valuation: £8m
Take a bow son.
The rest of the midfield can go and take their face for a shat,
The rest of the midfield can go and take their face for a shat,
ChesterBlue
Player Valuation: £35m
If you’re originally from Barca you must be mentally stronger than our entire club combined to choose to follow us over Messi
edit - not taking the mick, I’m genuinely impressed if you have
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Maybe but Bernard is on fire, saying that he was poor at West Ham, either way yeah these two are spot on
ToothPlucker
Player Valuation: £950k
Davies is hardly a tough-tackler but plays CM. I think Bernard, with his work-rate and superior skills on the ball, could manage to play CM quite easily. He would give the ball away far less. Bernard has made 24 tackles & blocked 4 shots in 857 mins of PL this season, while Davies has made 22 tackles & blocked 3 shots in 1195 minutes. This would give Iwobi more chances when he's back and if we stick with Kean and DCL, Richarlison too could play on the left while we keep Bernard in the 11.
Great performance by Bernard against Newcastle United tonight. A very gifted player who can make things tick... and we have him 
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