Best Rhyming Couplet in a Song

[MinkyJoe]

Slowly I picked my life up
Now I go and pick the wife up
She works at Marks and Spencers
La la la Lech Walesas

Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania

That second line - sublime.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Spending warm summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg

 

[degsy]

Have you listened to his son Baxter Dury?

He’s got a way with words too.

I haven't but I will

 

[Amokachi1995]

Yeah, they say hello, they say hola and they say bonjour
I'm pissed I never got to fly on a Concorde
I've been Southampton, but I've never been to Scunthorpe
I'm [Poor language removed]' crazy with the kicks, call me Jean-Claude
I'm 'bout to be a bigger star than my mum thought
'Cause every day I got a groupie at my front door
Now I drive past the bus I used to run for
Where's my [Poor language removed]' clap, where's my encore?

 

[LEONARD]

Noel Coward= 'That is the end of the News'

Three cheers! Ernie's got boils again
Everything's covered in ointments and oils again

 

[LEONARD]

Half Man Half Biscuit. = National S***e Day.

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

 

[Lobworm]

Crass - Bloody Revolutions

Oppression and restriction, regulation, rule and law
The seizure of that power is all your revolution's for

You romanticize your heroes, quote from Marx and Mao
Well their ideas of freedom are just oppression now

Nothing changed for all the death, that their ideas created
It's just the same fascistic games, but the rules aren't clearly stated

Well in, am absolutely fewwwwming now

 

[Rita_Poon]

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets tryin' to consume

 

[Sticky Toffee Pudding]

Help me doctor please I think that I am diseased.

 

[Blue 1]

I tried to cook crack with my slow cousin/burnt my auntie's kitchen down 'cos we left the stove runnin'.

 

[magicjuan]

I use full fat coke, to take my metformin
Every single night, and sometimes in the mornin'
The Diabetic MC

 

[neil999]

She's been sat there
Sat there in her black chair
Office furniture

Suede lol

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

“My therapist said not to see you no more,
She said you're like a disease without any cure,
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no,
Ah, you think you're so pretty.”

Laid, James

 

[Littlesue]

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the Bakers Van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and
His tasty wholemeal bread.
And when she saw the size of his hot meat
Pies she very near turned her head.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Could probably have an entire thread devoted to his writing.

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of Your Highness, I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back