Confirmed Signing Beto

[Weebarra]

Hope the lad's a success and we rocket up the table now.

Just to hear the rs winge how we bought our way out of the mire.

Hope the lad is available for he Derby and he and Dan Juma run them ragged.
UTFTs!

 

[nsno-chris]

Can’t wait till he sparks Virgin Van Dik

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hope the lad is available for he Derby and he and Dan Juma run them ragged.
UTFTs!

Yeah that'll definitely happen in the Derby lol

 

[Azza]

What a neck.

 

[Mark_EFC]

Just watched his interview. Want to go run through a wall right now

 

[Calvin]

Still think Maupay deserved more time

 

[davek]

@davek

They are phantom bids.

The deals Everton are offering are only taken up by the truly desperate to sell. Basically buy now pay later deals...and that's why we've had to wait for two seasons to get a striker in.

Ok, so lightening has struck on this deal, but that doesn't refute myself and other claimants that we put forward phantom bids.

 

[woomy]

Being a competent sent a forward would be a start

Yep, let's not rush to cash in before he has even kicked a ball, and row z his first shots.
Maybe just maybe if he's any good, we keep him for a few years before flogging him to Spurs. Just a thought.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Going to score 5 goals all season and have the park end dars on his back within a month.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Still think Maupay deserved more time

He'll have plenty of time to himself

 

[NathDogg]

Welcome Norberto lad - work hard, try your best and score loads of goals.

 

[NathDogg]

Going to score 5 goals all season and have the park end dars on his back within a month.

Praying you’re wrong but we’ve been down that road before haven’t we.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Still think Maupay deserved more time

You'll get your wish, there's almost no chance Beto is "ready".

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Beto! Beto! Beto!
Beto! Beto!
Beto! Beto!
(Da da - da da -da da)
Back in '23, at a sweaty club
Oh, Beto
Before Dwight's injury and The Villa drub
Oh, Beto
The crowd, they all hailed you, and chanted your name
But they never knew like we knew me and you were the same
And now you're a winner and goals are your game, brrr
You shot me, you scored, we all remember your name
Oh, Beto
Whoa, Beto
Oh, Beto
Whoa, Beto

courtesy of Dexy's Midnight Runners

 

[buededw1]

Been sick of watching players who show no effort, dance on tik tok & dress as women, this bloke looks like an old school forward, exactly what is needed. Stated his main skills are effort, confidence and courage all traits we don't have.

I'm excited for this signing, him & Harrison are the types of players & personalities that are required.