Confirmed Signing Beto

[Rooney_Tunes]

Or 2 this afternoon.


Whatever...

They said it would be earlier if the video footage was finalised quicker than expected.

 

[allen]

Excellent news.

No complaints at all from me. Decent profile striker, decent fee, looks like he's got what we need, and he wants to sign for us.

 

[Street end man]

In the car when this news broke, over the moon with a signing for one.

Then, the next track played was Rebel Rebel by David Bowie.

And it got converted to........

Beto Beto, nearly 2 metres tall,
Beto, Beto, he's good on the ball.
Beto, Beto, he's always alert
Boy he looks great in our Everton shirt
na na na na,

Beto Beto.......and so on

The song lent itself.

 

[heatmeiser]

Just had a good laugh going back to the beginning of this thread and laughing at all the doomers and bedpissers saying with utmost certainty that we won't be signing this lad

 

[Drico]

Just had a good laugh going back to the beginning of this thread and laughing at all the doomers and bedpissers saying with utmost certainty that we won't be signing this lad

Well, there's still the chance he breaks a leg or does an ACL on his debut.

 

[Papa Shango]

Cant wait to give him a good welcome boo.

 

[RomanReigns]

"Did you have a chat with him before coming here (Deulofeu)?)

"He told me Everton is a big club, crazy fans, they love you, they love all the players...."

 

[Bedfordblue]

Been sick of watching players who show no effort, dance on tik tok & dress as women, this bloke looks like an old school forward, exactly what is needed. Stated his main skills are effort, confidence and courage all traits we don't have.

I'm excited for this signing, him & Harrison are the types of players & personalities that are required.

Mate, got some bad news for you……

 

[Calvin]

I hope Chermiti starts tomorrow and Beto gets on for the last 5-10 minutes

 

[Chewbacca]

Will either be brilliant or a big useless lump lol

I’d take him being being an average quality PL centre forward as that is probably enough to keep us up

 

[Gilbert..]

Let's see what he does first eh?

Club needs a lift/boost drastically. If this gets people out of the dumps for a bit i welcome it. Can imagine aswell a brand new striker walking onto the training ground will give other players a lift aswell.

 

[Calvin]

Mate, got some bad news for you……
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Is that the new 3rd kit?

 

[davek]

No but it refutes you saying we are getting no-one else in
We definitely do phantom bids though to placate fans

Lightening struck. Who can foresee thess things?

 

[Toffeepot]

Lightening struck. Who can foresee thess things?

thought you could davek

 

[heatmeiser]

Well, there's still the chance he breaks a leg or does an ACL on his debut.

Oh that's pretty much nailed on!