Confirmed Signing Beto

[davek]

Let's see what he does first eh?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Been sick of watching players who show no effort, dance on tik tok & dress as women, this bloke looks like an old school forward, exactly what is needed. Stated his main skills are effort, confidence and courage all traits we don't have.

I'm excited for this signing, him & Harrison are the types of players & personalities that are required.

Outing yourself as a da' before this lad's kicked a ball is a bold move, to be honest.

 

[DownunderToffee]

You'll get your wish, there's almost no chance Beto is "ready".

Unless he has two broken legs, he better be ready.

 

[wainy]

And another ditty
Beto, scoring, 1,x2,x3, for Everton, its fekn destiny,
Beto, climbing high , scoring goals, saying goodbye, to all Evertons woes,
Beto, It's his fekkn destiny!
Beto....
to the tune of Blamange - Waves.

Can you post this as a voice note

 

[Toffeepot]

They are phantom bids.

The deals Everton are offering are only taken up by the truly desperate to sell. Basically buy now pay later deals...and that's why we've had to wait for two seasons to get a striker in.

Ok, so lightening has struck on this deal, but that doesn't refute myself and other claimants that we put forward phantom bids.

No but it refutes you saying we are getting no-one else in
We definitely do phantom bids though to placate fans

 

[NathDogg]

You'll get your wish, there's almost no chance Beto is "ready".

Played most of preseason but Only played 74 mins in the league - prob not Dyche fit.

Sean will want to run his kneecaps off before he starts!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Praying you’re wrong but we’ve been down that road before haven’t we.

Yeah, I've been conditioned to think the worst. With any luck he'll do the business.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Welcome Beto I asked for you and they listened

 

[Lob]

Cracking signing. Excited about this one and feck me sideways, we finally have another proper striker but one that is fit and ready to go. Good attitude on the lad too.

Good luck lad. Hope you become another Lukaku for us.

 

[neil999]

Let's see what he does first eh?

Will either be brilliant or a big useless lump lol

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Spot on

Pleasure happy that I could confirm that the signing was done and dusted.

Video footage obviously finalised a lot quicker than expected.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Unless he has two broken legs, he better be ready.

No, no.

He's ready, no doubt. In fact, he's played in the Serie A this season too - for 75 min, a week ago.

Is he "Sean Dyche ready"? No chance. He's not even passed 19 beep tests yet, so not ready at all.

 

[Toffeepot]

Let's see what he does first eh?

you'll want him at RB next week lol

 

[Clarky cat]

Been sick of watching players who show no effort, dance on tik tok & dress as women, this bloke looks like an old school forward, exactly what is needed. Stated his main skills are effort, confidence and courage all traits we don't have.

I'm excited for this signing, him & Harrison are the types of players & personalities that are required.

What are you following Jesse Lingard for mate?

 

[Coggy]

Welcome lad. By God we need you