HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
Wow. Didn’t look like Lewandowski before we bought him and never ever ever will. If he did, he’d have been £120mill and would have wet himself if we’d have approached him to sign for our almost relegated twice clownshow.
Showed more effort in his first few appearances than some have in 2 or more seasons. That’s where we are, thats what we can afford, that’s what we bought. Of course he looks amateurish compared to Dom. We were hoping to sell Dom to Arsenal for £60mill 2 years ago. Beto will never be worth more than what we paid for him for the rest of his life, and that is completely 100% acceptable. Why surprised? He is what we needed and could afford.
Advance warning. Branthwaite is going to have a quiet game soon or slice one into his own net. Get the tumble drier primed for the bedsheets.
Showed more effort in his first few appearances than some have in 2 or more seasons. That’s where we are, thats what we can afford, that’s what we bought. Of course he looks amateurish compared to Dom. We were hoping to sell Dom to Arsenal for £60mill 2 years ago. Beto will never be worth more than what we paid for him for the rest of his life, and that is completely 100% acceptable. Why surprised? He is what we needed and could afford.
Advance warning. Branthwaite is going to have a quiet game soon or slice one into his own net. Get the tumble drier primed for the bedsheets.