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Biggest Everton Snake

Biggest snake?

  • Lukaku

  • Lescott

  • Rooney

  • Moyes

  • Barmby

  • Barkley

  • Jeffers

  • Xavier

  • Arteta


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Wage theft snake.
 
She was a bit of a "lass" as they say over here, if you get my drift.
Saint Nick hits the big time and she suddenly appears by his side much to his dad's dismay. I suppose I could get into bother by repeating, what admittedly is hearsay. Having said that Hull is quite a tight knit sort of place that secrets don't tend to stay secret for very long.

Wasn't she about fifteen years older than him as well, Barmby that is, not his dad, or maybe it was his dad was jealous of him. !!!!!
 
I went for Barmby simply because of where he went but we got a decent fee for him considering he only had a year left on his contract and we had the satisfaction of seeing him flop and bombed out by them after two years and seeing them only get less than half what they had paid us for him.

It could really be argued Moyes though is the biggest snake. Telling us he only knew of the job offer from the Mancs at the end of April when Fergie said in his book Moyes was first spoken to the previous Christmas about taking over at OT when Fergie stepped down. Him stringing the club and fans along during that time about signing a new deal when he knew he'd be offski and us receiving no compensation off one of the richest clubs in the world, and then to top it off his demeaning comments during the Baines/Fellaini fiasco trying to be Billy Big Time towards us just weeks after leaving. I was made up to see him fail down the Lancs and his career capitulate since so-called leaving for 'bigger and better' things.

I thought Rooney would give us a few more years to see how things went but a bit of success with England at Euro 2004 and he suddenly thought he was too good for Everton, but I doubt he'd do things any differently had he had his career all over again.

As for Jeffers, I could hardly blame him for wanting to play with Henry, Vieira, Pires etc and be managed by Wenger rather than play with Idan Tal, Scot Gemmill, Gary Naysmith and be managed by the hapless Walter Smith. We did get a more than decent fee for him and he flopped at Arsenal. I didn't like his celebration after scoring against us in May 2002 and some of his comments when Moyes didn't sign him permanently after his loan spell.

Lescott's 'performance' in the 6-1 demolition by Arsenal should never be forgotten and let's face it, we all know what Barkley is up to. We got decent money for most of these supposed 'snakes' but we are going to get sod all for him.
 
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I saw Barmby in the Lakes the summer he slithered over to the dark side. He and his missus were walking towards me and he clocked the fury on my face cos he grabbed her arm and ran across the road. I'm not that radge generally but he was going to get a mouthful of bad bad words that day.
I dislike that man intensely.
 
Possibly my last mention on this subject from me, and as I said last time, I have to be a touch careful about what I say.
Just in this past few days, it appears that Nicky finally made the connect about my lads nickname and that he was a Blue.
In short, a brief conversation took place where the nibshit said that we were a horrible club, with even worse fans.
I will leave it at that, final confirmation that he is indeed the Anaconda of ex-players.
 

Possibly my last mention on this subject from me, and as I said last time, I have to be a touch careful about what I say.
Just in this past few days, it appears that Nicky finally made the connect about my lads nickname and that he was a Blue.
In short, a brief conversation took place where the nibshit said that we were a horrible club, with even worse fans.
I will leave it at that, final confirmation that he is indeed the Anaconda of ex-players.
Hope he was left lying in a heap.
 
Don't, another Everton player, sadly no longer without told me that Gary Speed was taking the trading while Howard was sleeping it off on a camp bed in Bellefield. It's a good question though, who were Howard's coaches in that last dreadful
season of Howard's tenure, maybe they were sleeping it off with him, you could also ask what was the chairman of the time allowing all this to go on, it was common knowledge to a lot of Everton fans then.

Think Adrian Heath was there and Viv Busby.
 

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