Personally, my most incredibly depressing moment as an Everton fan was during the game (I think Villa) after the Blue Union published the meeting notes.
His fat head was shown on the screen and a LOT of people stood up and applauded him.
This was after approx 15 years of lies and dismal failure under his chairmanship during which he'd sold off virtually every asset the club had to maintain his grip on his favourite toy.
I can't really pick a 'best lie' as there are so many crackers out there. I think above all the others it's probably "Goodison won't get it's safety certificate renewed, not only is Kirkby free it's our only option." (paraphrasing of course, but you get it)
Those fans clapping his fat, useless face was utterly depressing. Far worse than any footballing 'Everton that.'
We as a fanbase absolutely have the success we deserve after so many applauded his lies and continued failure.
The only way he leaves is on a gurney. I'll save a nice bottle of wine.