Bill Kenwright always has the torch switched on his phone.
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Bill Kenwright
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Abertonian
Player Valuation: £20m
He'd have to join a few tie wraps together to get round his 5 chins
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £40m
They are waiting on these scissors arriving to cut old Jabba the crook free - nibble man with his bolt cutters aren’t up the scale of the job/neck.
The greatest trick Bill ever pulled, was convincing people the Arteta money never existed.
MrGrumpy
Player Valuation: £50m
who? Never heard of him
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
I hope his picture will be removed from stadium. He's not an Everton great or even anybody that's had any kind of positive impact on the club, so there is no reason at all for there to be a mural dedicated to him. It should be ripped back down by whichever legend did it last time.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
It all makes sense now. Someone should be fired for the error in the headline as they appear to have missed the comma after 'What'.
Ahem.
larrygobfiend
Player Valuation: £40m
He’s like a turd that won’t flush.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
See ya Bill
bullybeef
Player Valuation: £40m
Bluerover
Player Valuation: £50m
Yup
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st.domingo
Player Valuation: £8m
Tbf I thought he’d departed permanently when they were wearing black armbands to the last game of the season
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