Breaking News- England player arrested

[Lionel Naismith]

fairly shocking conviction imo based on the evidence provided. who knows what wales would have won if he wasn't in jail.

His mate went through about half an hour before him & never got nicked.. He would of almost certainly got the ballon d'or

 

[deipnosophist]

Adam on Eve

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

At first I misread it and thought it was Andy Johnson

Delighted that it wasn't

 

[ijjysmith]

I don't know of im allowed to laugh at this:

@danmalins: It happens to us all. You think you're sleeping with an International footballer and it turns out to be Adam Johnson.

But I did.

 

[Tramps_mate]

this, beat me too it. if he met her in a nightclub someone has to ask questions of why a 15 year old (labelled as 15 now not 14) was allowed into a nightclub. You can also make the presumption they are over 18 if you meet them there as well.

Exactly my thoughts.

Some little tart dressed up and runs straight to the Sun (spit)...

 

[toffeejack]

just out of interest who here has picked up a girl at a nightclub took her home and then just before the deed asked if they were over 16?

 

[The Equaliser]

Meh.

 

[Raymondo077]

Fair to say whatever the outcome, he,s fecked big style.

 

[b17blg2]

Well that's Johnson scoring against us at Goodison then

Is that because most of our players run around like 14 year old girls?

 

[muddy mudguard]

If true, this is genuinely shocking. Especially considering he could virtually have his pick from a ton of women, who'd be delighted to be a WAG.
Honestly, sitting here stunned by this allegation.

 

[tmgc]

just out of interest who here has picked up a girl at a nightclub took her home and then just before the deed asked if they were over 16?

I have,. we were only in the door 2 minutes and she was stripped off, gagging for it.

I said "are you over 16"?

She replied"yeah of course i am"

I said " sound here's a tenner go round the all night garage and get us 20 regal king size, I'm dying for a spliff"

 

[The old lady]

 

[bluemangroup]

Yeah, had a thing for Sansa Stark a few years back until someone told me she was 15 at the time.

Please hand yourself in to the garda immediately.

 

[Prevenger17]

Please hand yourself in to the garda immediately.

They're too busy doing attending to important things like water protests to deal with nonces like me. It's like open season for paedophiles over here.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

just out of interest who here has picked up a girl at a nightclub took her home and then just before the deed asked if they were over 16?

Let's be honest here, 16 wouldn't make it any better, legal or not...FFS, go play with women your own age. Who the hell would be caught dead with a 16 year old at the age of 27?