'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

Deckard2049 · September 3, 2018

The one thing that money can’t buy.. reminds me of tyrion’s wooden cock line in game of thrones.

https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news...ne-lost-most-of-penis-flesh-eating-bug-payout

Eggs · September 4, 2018

..just walked up to Old Swan, two young women scrapping in the bus stop. It really has gone rough that place.

peteblue · September 4, 2018

Eggs said:
..just walked up to Old Swan, two young women scrapping in the bus stop. It really has gone rough that place.

Who won.....

Eggs · September 4, 2018

peteblue said:
Who won.....

..not sure Pete. I was on the opposite side, Mrs Eggs kept looking back. Folk were outside shops, I get the impression they might have been shoplifting. Dreadful lives some folk have.

Brendan Janus · September 4, 2018

Eggs said:
..just walked up to Old Swan, two young women scrapping in the bus stop. It really has gone rough that place.

It was ok when it was called New Swan ?

summerisle · September 10, 2018

Or maybe they are - job at Everton for an Insight manager. Even after reading the job description I'm none the wiser.

https://www.indeed.co.uk/m/viewjob?jk=d9c7a850a8e29e24&from=serp

Eggs · October 10, 2018

..please forgive my indulgence, but my daughter formally becomes a member of the Royal College of Surgeons today with a ceremony at St George’s Hall. A Consultant Surgeon from the local junior and secondary schools here in Liverpool shows what can be achieved.

I’ll sink a few dark runs and ginger later.

chrismpw · October 10, 2018

Eggs said:
..please forgive my indulgence, but my daughter formally becomes a member of the Royal College of Surgeons today with a ceremony at St George’s Hall. A Consultant Surgeon from the local junior and secondary schools here in Liverpool shows what can be achieved.

I’ll sink a few dark runs and ginger later.

Great news to be rightly proud about.

Now about my knee ....

Eggs · October 10, 2018

chrismpw said:
Great news to be rightly proud about.

Now about my knee ....

..head and neck surgeon, I’m afraid.

chrismpw · October 10, 2018

Eggs said:
..head and neck surgeon, I’m afraid.

Just what this forum needs sometimes. She can stitch them back on!

Eggs · October 15, 2018

...Princess Meghan is pregnant. The baby is due in Spring, they were married in May. Need to get the calculator out.

Rugby Toffee · October 15, 2018

Eggs said:
...Princess Meghan is pregnant. The baby is due in Spring.

Yarrgh · October 15, 2018

Eggs said:
...Princess Meghan is pregnant. The baby is due in Spring, they were married in May. Need to get the calculator out.

Shotgun wedding 'ey?

Eggs · October 15, 2018

Yarrgh said:
Shotgun wedding 'ey?

..I think they waited!!

Methuselah · October 15, 2018

Eggs said:
..please forgive my indulgence, but my daughter formally becomes a member of the Royal College of Surgeons today with a ceremony at St George’s Hall. A Consultant Surgeon from the local junior and secondary schools here in Liverpool shows what can be achieved.

I’ll sink a few dark runs and ginger later.

Eggs, only just spotted this. Many congratulations. My granddaughter is in her last year of dentistry at Uni. As I have all my own choppers it could come in very handy.