'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Eggs]

.....i just bumped into the teacher who taught me A Level History in 1975. Amazingly, he mentioned my name which either means I haven’t changed much in 44 years, or I made a lasting impression.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Found a dead mouse in my outhouse , had a community burial for the little blighter

 

[Eggs]

....Tessie May is at Alder Hey. Hope she doesn’t come to mine for a cuppa.

 

[Methuselah]

....Tessie May is at Alder Hey. Hope she doesn’t come to mine for a cuppa.

Don't worry Eggs, when she came to my house last March, I told her that if she visited Liverpool to make sure she kept well clear. Anyway, her security make sure that she can't have a cuppa.

 

[Kurt.]

Apparently...... Charles and Camilla divorce announcement is imminent.

 

[Eggs]

.....had my phone line and internet fixed this morning.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Transferred £125,000 to my solicitors for the purchase of my new house

 

[Frang]

Transferred £125,000 to my solicitors for the purchase of my new house

Lends a tenner mush

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Lends a tenner mush

If only you had asked earlier

 

[deipnosophist]

Sometimes I’m a bit of a silly-billy. I just posted a PM reply in one of the threads (the Niasse thread I think). Out of sensitivity to my intended correspondent, I won’t be revealing any names nor info on the connection between eating tofu and developing man-boobs.
I just thought this a bit of info that few, if anyone, would be interested in and thus an ideal post for this particular thread.

 

[chrissyjack]

Had to buy a new kettle , today

 

[Frang]

Had to buy a new kettle , today

Why??

 

[chrissyjack]

Why??

The old one stopped working

 

[Frang]

The old one stopped working

How annoying

 

[chrissyjack]

How annoying

Light still came on , but it wouldn't boil . Only had it five years , too