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[chrismpw]

I just that you would enjoy fixing it rather than replacing.

Ahh fair dos. As it happens, normally i would, too, but the same thing happened to my kettle just last week. Before i had a chance to look at it (only 15 years old) the missus ordered a new one.

So wasteful!

 

[roydo]

Duke of Edinburgh had a minor car crash today.

No one was hurt.

Less are arsed.

Lead story on BBC nevertheless.

 

[PITA]

Ahh fair dos. As it happens, normally i would, too, but the same thing happened to my kettle just last week. Before i had a chance to look at it (only 15 years old) the missus ordered a new one.

So wasteful!

I’d imagine that most are difficult to replace these days. The throwaway culture prevails. I remember my dad used to replace frequently when we were kids. It must have been easy because he was hardly Tommy Walsh

 

[LEONARD]

Prince Phillip uninjured in car crash today.

Not one word as regards the plebs that were also involved!!!!

 

[Toast]

Prince Phillip uninjured in car crash today.

Not one word as regards the plebs that were also involved!!!!

"94 year old driver crashes into family in armour plated £250k Range Rover. Family slightly injured. Driver having his ability to drive, reviewed."

Dosent have the same ring to it does it ?

 

[jaycee]

Prince Phillip uninjured in car crash today.

Not one word as regards the plebs that were also involved!!!!

The revenge of Al Fayed

 

[Lickle eric]

My mrs is watching emmerdale upstairs and she doesnt realise im watching it in the front room.

 

[Frang]

Duke of Edinburgh had a minor car crash today.

No one was hurt.

Less are arsed.

Lead story on BBC nevertheless.

The actual lead story when people are dying on our streets

 

[Frang]

My mrs is watching emmerdale upstairs and she doesnt realise im watching it in the front room.

Such a rascal

 

[Toast]

My mrs is watching emmerdale upstairs and she doesnt realise im watching it in the front room.

Put babestation days on, and quickly knock one out.

 

[WA Toffee]

I flew to Melbourne yesterday for a meeting this morning.
Decided to buy a ticket for the Australian open. Just seen Federer, next game is Sharapova v Wosniacki

 

[chrismpw]

Spent the last hour with the missus, following the dog on a walk to collect a urine sample for the vet. Sounds easy in theory, but try explaining the idea to an animal with the same brains as the average rs.

And when that leg comes down and catches the plastic vial, flicking warm dog piss about the place, your day certainly can only get better from there.

 

[Frang]

Spent the last hour with the missus, following the dog on a walk to collect a urine sample for the vet. Sounds easy in theory, but try explaining the idea to an animal with the same brains as the average rs.

And when that leg comes down and catches the plastic vial, flicking warm dog piss about the place, your day certainly can only get better from there.

a funnel would have made like a lot easier... put some hose pipe on the end of it and put it in a bottle..

 

[chrismpw]

a funnel would have made like a lot easier... put some hose pipe on the end of it and put it in a bottle..

I'm just trying to forget the whole event right now thanks.

 

[Frang]

I'm just trying to forget the whole event right now thanks.

it will live with you forever mert..