'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

TyphooToffee · January 18, 2019

TyphooToffee said:
*BREAKING NEWS*

Sidcup man with London travel pass heads for bus stop, from where he will catch the number 51 bus to Orpington to pick up his order from Sports Direct.

Further information withheld pending inquiry.

*UPDATE*

It appears that, of the two items ordered, the Sidcupian man immediately asked for a refund on one, and used the credit note (and a £5 voucher) to contribute to the cost of three more items bought directly from the shop. Apparently one item was an olive drab cap.

A further source reports that when the man returned home, and tried on the remaining pre-ordered item, he decided to return it and order a different style.

ScoobyBlue · January 18, 2019

larbert toffee said:
I'm getting mine in just over a year and I'll be using this as often as I can and my kids can call me a 'bus w*nker' as much as they want

The correct term is a Twerly.

Because of the fact that bus pass holders are not allowed on public transport before 09:30am and when the earlier bus comes, they get on, show their pass and say "Am I to early" hoping the driver will let them on. Hence the term "Twerly" (To early)

deipnosophist · January 18, 2019

some very interesting discourse going on...might I remind posters that to be on topic, only info that nobody is interested in should be posted.

It's my last day at the beach today...back to the slog on Monday.

Lickle eric · January 18, 2019

deipnosophist said:
some very interesting discourse going on...might I remind posters that to be on topic, only info that nobody is interested in should be posted.

It's my last day at the beach today...back to the slog on Monday.

Thats mildly interesting as i now want to know what beach you are on.

summerisle · January 18, 2019

Lickle eric said:
Thats mildly interesting as i now want to know what beach you are on.

I don't.

deipnosophist · January 19, 2019

summerisle said:
I don't.

Nobody cares

deipnosophist · January 23, 2019

Just had an ultrasound of the haematoma in my leg...got a whack from my son's surfboard. Hurt like hell....still does.
Needs to be drained as haematoma's provide a lovely culture medium for bacterial infection...which I also have.

RomanReigns · January 23, 2019

trains were messed up today, was late for work

carlos21 · January 23, 2019

RomanReigns said:
trains were messed up today, was late for work

Hiya mate.

RomanReigns · January 23, 2019

carlos21 said:
Hiya mate.

hello carlos, i ordered spiderman and red dead redemption 2 today to cheer me up

carlos21 · January 23, 2019

RomanReigns said:
hello carlos, i ordered spiderman and red dead redemption 2 today to cheer me up

Well done mate you will love them mate you should ordered amazon prime aswell mate.

chrismpw · January 23, 2019

Took advantage of the good weather today to strip my garage of its cement asbestos collander roof and erect a proper flat roof in its place. 18mm ply and all that

Turns out I horribly underestimated the time it would take and it's clearly two days work for one man. Given I didn't want my lathes to get wet, I did it in one.

Am absolutely cream crackered.

Zezti · February 4, 2019

Eggs · February 4, 2019

deipnosophist said:
Just had an ultrasound of the haematoma in my leg...got a whack from my son's surfboard. Hurt like hell....still does.
Needs to be drained as haematoma's provide a lovely culture medium for bacterial infection...which I also have.

...can be dangerous those things, you were right getting it checked out.

deipnosophist · February 4, 2019

Eggs said:
...can be dangerous those things, you were right getting it checked out.

Yes, I have a follow up appointment with the specialist on Tuesday...it’s still causing great discomfort even after 4 weeks. I suspect it needs opening up and cleaning out