'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Toast]

I guess most on here have heard the old joke about the guy reading the newspaper in the Doctor's waiting room and saying 'terrible news about the Titanic'. This morning, I was in my Doctor's waiting room and picked up a copy of National Geographic. Browsing through, I didn't recognise any of the items but found them vaguely familiar. Glanced at the front and saw that the edition date was September 1994. Must say, it was in reasonable condition for 25 years old.

I wonder how many people who have read that magazine are now dead ?

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Boris supping it at the same time?

 

[Gwlacticos]

Just read an interesting story on BBC news website about Eamonn O’Keefe. Titled ‘The footballer, the Saudi Prince and the proposition’. Don’t know how to do links and that, but it’s worth a look.

 

[summerisle]

I've just done the longest poo in Christendom.

 

[larbert toffee]

I've just done the longest poo in Christendom.

Really surprised you haven't started a thread about it yet Summers

 

[summerisle]

Really surprised you haven't started a thread about it yet Summers

I thought I'd better not as I didn't want to cause offence to other religions.

 

[Frang]

Really surprised you haven't started a thread about it yet Summers

No doubt it would have been crap

 

[larbert toffee]

I thought I'd better not as I didn't want to cause offence to other religions.

It's never bothered yer before mate.

 

[summerisle]

Aldi does sell some crap.

 

[Lickle eric]

As a toddler i used to dug up worms and eat them.thats one of my earliest memories.

 

[Gwlacticos]

As a toddler i used to dug up worms and eat them.thats one of my earliest memories.

My brother used to eat mud, and I was partial to a nice bit of coal, until I discovered the hairy gooseberrys at the end of the garden.

 

[Frang]

My brother used to eat mud, and I was partial to a nice bit of coal, until I discovered the hairy gooseberrys at the end of the garden.

white dog poo was a daily staple of mine

didn't do me any harm.

 

[Philw]

I had one on my butt many years ago. I know what's it's like but it sounds like I got lucky.

Had a mate was on holiday in the US, popped down to Mexico for a few days and got an abscess in his ass. Had to get it taken out whilst he was down there!!

Just read an interesting story on BBC news website about Eamonn O’Keefe. Titled ‘The footballer, the Saudi Prince and the proposition’. Don’t know how to do links and that, but it’s worth a look.

Read that a few weeks ago I think. Was a good read