'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Gwlacticos]

Remember that stupid selfish woman who jumped in that Tenerife pool demanding an upgrade during lockdown a little while back. I’ve just heard it was my local Labour candidate Jo Rust. Unbelievable.

 

[Eggs]

Remember that stupid selfish woman who jumped in that Tenerife pool demanding an upgrade during lockdown a little while back. I’ve just heard it was my local Labour candidate Jo Rust. Unbelievable.

....nothing surprises me about candidates recruited by this Labour Party.

 

[degsy]

Bad that its taken all this virus stuff to prove me right...but I knew I was right.
mrs degsy has been going on for years about us going on a cruise and I never fancied it. Serverely mocked I was, why? give me one good reason, you're only 'fill in big birthday here' once, etc...and I couldn't (apart from the actual cost)
...it just seems all a bit 'Butlins on a boat' was the best I could come up with...and all that Capts Table shight

The recent sad news of trapped passengers on quarantined ships makes me feel less guilty.
Wouldn't want shares in P&O

 

[Baines' left foot]

I keep getting calls from a recruiter who knows full well that I’ve been with my current company for over 4 years. I’d have to be insane to take a new job right now.

Almost as insane as the estate agents who keep pestering me about buying flats.

Now is not the time.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Sold our house last week. We'd been holding onto it a long time, much longer than we wanted, but glad to have finally sold it.

 

[blue61]

Sold our house last week. We'd been holding onto it a long time, much longer than we wanted, but glad to have finally sold it.

Put ours up for sale at the end of January, things were just starting to get busy, then........

 

[SerenityNigh]

Put ours up for sale at the end of January, things were just starting to get busy, then........

Yep, not a good time to sell a house currently. Ours was empty, so that made it somewhat easier to show and sell and transition, but I doubt you get any bites until after all of this mess clears up some. good luck!

 

[blue61]

Yep, not a good time to sell a house currently. Ours was empty, so that made it somewhat easier to show and sell and transition, but I doubt you get any bites until after all of this mess clears up some. good luck!

It's a good job we like our current abode, no rush.

 

[john jako]

Britney Spears breaking the 100m world record. Congratulations girl.

 

[summerisle]

Definitely not interested.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Boris Johnson n Matt Hancock have the virus

 

[degsy]

Definitely not interested.

...this is the story of the hurricane
Oh wait, wrong song.

 

[Eggs]

.....think I’ll have a few dark rum and ginger tonight.

 

[LEONARD]

Klopp cries as he hears NHS staff sing YNWA.

I'm off to throw up!

 

[Lloydystark]

I now have a roommate. She is female. I'm not shagging her. I do not want to give up my personal space. I do want her money.

Did you end up shagging her?