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Archie Knox · May 1, 2020

Yasmeen just killed Geoff.

arch stanton · May 1, 2020

Archie Knox said:
Yasmeen just killed Geoff.

Big Bad Jeff? Surely not.

Archie Knox · May 1, 2020

arch stanton said:
Big Bad Jeff? Surely not.

Broken bottle to the throat mate.

arch stanton · May 1, 2020

Archie Knox said:
Broken bottle to the throat mate.

That'll learn 'im

arch stanton · May 1, 2020

Archie Knox said:
Yasmeen just killed Geoff.

RIP Geoff,

#YAWN #Zcars. #Toffeelady. #ParkEnd

evertondotcom · May 2, 2020

Paris said:
Just realised that over a year I'd spend about £720 on lunch.

That's quite a bit of money.

£3 a day?

Paris · May 2, 2020

DannyEvo said:
£3 a day?

Yup.

Billy Dean · May 2, 2020

I love weetabix

evertondotcom · May 2, 2020

Paris said:
Yup.

That’s probably quite normal mate unless you are happy to prepare at home and take your own lunch in. I suppose you can make lunch for around £1 a day at home.

Paris · May 2, 2020

DannyEvo said:
That’s probably quite normal mate unless you are happy to prepare at home and take your own lunch in. I suppose you can make lunch for around £1 a day at home.

Indeed, I should do that but I'm a lazy git. It just seems like a lot of money.

Paris · May 4, 2020

My housemate brought his mate around and he's absolutely gorgeous.

Then he started mentioning his wife and religion and my interests were dampened.

Rugby Toffee · May 4, 2020

Our recycling bins have been emptied. Monday's highlight

roydo · May 4, 2020

Rugby Toffee said:
Our recycling bins have been emptied. Monday's highlight

I have been looking forward to putting ours out all afternoon.

Decided to wait until I did the washing up.

Absolute scenes.

Charles Hawtrey · May 4, 2020

They came to pick up the recycling Friday morning and left a cereal box flattened and wet in the bottom of the bin..... when the little things mean so much, a tragedy like this becomes life impacting!

anjelikaferrett · May 8, 2020

Today it is two months since I last bought diesel for my car. Filled up on March 8th as I was going to visit my Dad in Liverpool on the Saturday. Changed my mind on Saturday morning because of increasing concerns about COVID 19. My Dad is 82 and I couldn't take the risk that one of us might inadvertently infect him. Shortly after we were told to work from home so no drive to work and back.