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[larbert toffee]

I once bought half a dozen eggs and they were all hard boiled!

I used to be an apprentice in a garage, one of the customers was a farmer who used to sell us cheap eggs, more than once me and my accomplice used to hard boil some of the lads eggs before placing them back in their bag, sorry mate ?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Micheal Gove in the club, spinning his feet, sweating like a lizard,

Michael Gove hits the dancefloor in Aberdeen, telling nightclub boss: 'I love to dance'

Dressed in a suit with no tie and appearing to be on his own, the Tory MP was spotted at the Bohemia club in Aberdeen.

news.sky.com

 

[Gwladysover]

I used to be an apprentice in a garage, one of the customers was a farmer who used to sell us cheap eggs, more than once me and my accomplice used to hard boil some of the lads eggs before placing them back in their bag, sorry mate ?

Now it makes sense, puzzled me for years, you owe me for half a dozen eggs by the way.?

 

[Gwladysover]

Micheal Gove in the club, spinning his feet, sweating like a lizard,

Michael Gove hits the dancefloor in Aberdeen, telling nightclub boss: 'I love to dance'

Dressed in a suit with no tie and appearing to be on his own, the Tory MP was spotted at the Bohemia club in Aberdeen.

news.sky.com

Unfortunately I can’t unsee that now?

 

[the golden visionary]

Unfortunately I can’t unsee that now?

I've got no interest in ever clicking on it, but the mental image I've got of it is disturbing

 

[Gwladysover]

I've got no interest in ever clicking on it, but the mental image I've got of it is disturbing

I wish I hadn’t and yes it is!

 

[dholliday]

am off to do non-GOT stuff for a bit.

back next year, blues...stay healthy 'n cheerful all x

right....deffo now. if i post again after this one i accept a 4-month ban.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Wow guys! they've shot the plague-ridden Alpaca!

Geronimo the alpaca killed as legal row ends

A destruction order is carried out on the alpaca that tested positive for bovine TB.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Simon Buttle]

Wow guys! they've shot the plague-ridden Alpaca!

Geronimo the alpaca killed as legal row ends

A destruction order is carried out on the alpaca that tested positive for bovine TB.

www.bbc.co.uk

Very sad, there is a field full of them near me and they are lovely friendly animals.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Very sad, there is a field full of them near me and they are lovely friendly animals.

So are Norwich fans, but if they fail a couple of Covid tests I'd still want them put down.

 

[BornBlue76]

Everton have just signed Salomon Rondon

 

[summerisle]

Colour me shocked. Expect vigorous action to follow.

 

[Methuselah]

Just had a cold call about insurance on my washing machine. Told them we don't have a washing machine, we use the stream at the bottom of our garden to beat the clothes on the rocks. Asked them do they insure for the stream drying up. They didn't seem interested.

 

[summerisle]

Everybody on here is an expert niffle-naffer.

 

[Toast]

The Flying Scotsman is currently stationary at the end of my road !

Sounds incredible !