'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

A guy who stayed with us for 2 days a couple of years ago murdered his 7 month old son on Monday.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

My Liverpool stag do today and the fact that it's on a day with no Prem footy just makes it perfectly timed in my book! lol

 

[kev]

My Liverpool stag do today and the fact that it's on a day with no Prem footy just makes it perfectly timed in my book! lol

Comiserations on your upcoming nuptials. You have my deepest sympathy
(enjoy the stag do though )

 

[Rita_Poon]

'Get Carter' started on itv4 about 40 minutes ago on itv4, I wasn't wearing the throb-ons on itv3 over the rugby, so I switched over to wait for Parkinson and got a couple of tins, could I find the remote? Turns out a cool shower and a beer later I'd managed to swap it into the fridge. And there I was giggling at someone else's alcohol intake. Shambles me!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Mount Taranaki: Climber survives 600m fall with minor injuries

The man was saved by snow and softened ice after tumbling from New Zealand's Mount Taranaki.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[summerisle]

Nearly burnt me onions.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Our cat has just caught a rabbit. It was bigger than her!

 

[The T-Dex]

There's a dead rat in the compound at my work but I just can't be bothered moving it.

 

[The T-Dex]

A magpie is now pecking its corpse.

 

[Dundee mifflin]

Just cut me toenails

 

[MinkyJoe]

I think you'll find you've just cut my toenails.

 

[MinkyJoe]

So, there I was, at me Chinese University, getting me Chinese students to generate a WordCloud, the subject being 'Favourite English Book'. One of the responses...Tom Soya.

 

[ForestBlue]

Just cut me toenails

I did mine yesterday and made one of them bleed (i've actually just bored myself typing and then reading it back)

 

[Connor mcloud]

So, there I was, at me Chinese University, getting me Chinese students to generate a WordCloud, the subject being 'Favourite English Book'. One of the responses...Tom Soya.

I've just read that and the first thing that came to mind was "Soylent Green is people"

 

[Rita_Poon]

Someone has had the cheapest copy of 'Gull' on discogs, it was in the channel isles. Gutted!