'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Alan Whittle]

NOT SUITABLY ENOUGH, BAN!!!!!!!!!!1

yOu KAn’t saY NUFFINK vEez DAZE!!

 

[Alan Whittle]

This you ?

Nah. Chico by the looks of it.

 

[Littlesue]

Hugh Jackman and his wife split, surprised as it seemed to be a long and happy marriage, all those rumours over the years he was gay.
Just Pierce Brosnam to have faith in now.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Hugh Jackman and his wife split, surprised as it seemed to be a long and happy marriage, all those rumours over the years he was gay.
Just Pierce Brosnam to have faith in now.

must not bite*

 

[Littlesue]

must not bite*

Lol, did it just for you x

 

[Rita_Poon]

I thought the Scotland home shirt from Tuesday evening was really smart. And this Aussie shirt in the union is a touch of alright as well. Helps they're filled by a few super hunks like.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Weather has just threatened massive rain downpours country wide, up to a months rain in a night. UK. Baton down the hatches and get yourselves safe, there's a yellow warning on for flooding.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Being softened up for something the George Michael documentary hinted at repeatedly.

 

[Kurt.]

Mrs got in a mood with me earlier because I farted when the dog was eating ffs …. She said it was rude and I wouldn’t do it if she was eating…. I wasn’t arsed one bit tbh

 

[Rita_Poon]

Mrs got in a mood with me earlier because I farted when the dog was eating ffs …. She said it was rude and I wouldn’t do it if she was eating…. I wasn’t arsed one bit tbh

Next time, save it for the covers and ask how the dog would have felt....

 

[Rita_Poon]

Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner removed from Rock and Roll Hall of Fame board

Wenner’s removal came after an interview with the New York Times in which he made comments that were seen as denigrating to Black and female musicians

www.theguardian.com

 

[Eggs]

….had a COVID booster in Brougham Terrace on Saturday. The last times I went in there was to register my mothers death in 1989 and then as best man for a friends wedding.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Kenny Rogers shoes are broke, they have a loose heel !!

 

[Rita_Poon]

I have to move but I don't want to. Was an ok if little early Saturday morning.

 

[Groucho]

Noone on this planet has ever said “just eat”.