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Player Valuation: £150m
Oviedo: "Is that where the annexe was going to be?"
Fred the Doorman: "Dont fcuking ask lad, just dont..."
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8 Africans comprising of 4 Nigerian (Yak, Yobo, Amo, Anichebe), 1 Ghanaian (Nyarko), 1 Egyptian (Said), 1 South African (Pienaar), 1 Ivory Coast (Bakayoko),
7 French (Distin, Gueye, Saha, Dacourt, Ginola, Madar, Plessis),
4 Australians (Cahill, Kearton, Neill, Bosnar), 4 Swedish (Limpar, Alexandersson, Linderoth, Wren), 4 Dutch (Drenthe, Heitinga, Westerweld, Attaveld), 4 Italian (Pistone, Materazzi, Ferrari, Pascucci), 4 Danish (Gravesen, Baardsen, Degn, Jacobsen),
2 Chinese (Li Tie, Li Wei Feng), 2 Belgian (Fellaini, Mirallas), 2 Russian (Kanchelskis, Bily), 2 Croatian (Jelavic, Bilic),
1 German (Wessels), 1 Slovakian (Mucha), 1 Spaniard (Arteta), 1 Polish (Warzycha) 1 Greek (Vellios), 1 Icelandic (Viddarsson)...
And surprisingly, not 1 player from Scotland... Oh no, wait...
Oviedo: "Is that where the annexe was going to be?"
Fred the Doorman: "Dont fcuking ask lad, just dont..."
[h=3]Bill Ellaby - Player Liaison Manager[/h] Bill is the man charged with looking after the players off the field. He helps new signings settle in when they first arrive and sorts out the various requirements they tend to have.
If he can suit a cream linen blazer, i dont care what his wage demands are.
SSN is wrong again, his fee is not £5 fu*king m. It is £1.2m.
SSN is wrong again, his fee is not £5 fu*king m. It is £1.2m.
This pasting-in quotes thing has been going well, hasn't it? Let's slap up some more. Here's what's been falling out of the mouth of Costa Rica international Bryan Oviedo, freshly cashiered from Copenhagen and newly arrived at Everton:
"I am very happy for the opportunity I now get to play in the world's biggest league.
It's really hard for me to leave FC Copenhagen because the club has meant so much to me and my development.
I certainly could have seen myself at Copenhagen for a long time, but a switch to a historic club in the Premier League is a dream I can now fulfil.
I owe the club, my team-mates and the fans of FCK so much and I will miss them all."
Oh dear. That span out of control a wee bit. By the end, he sounded like he was about to run himself a gin bath. Never mind, Bryan, it'll all seem better in the morning.
wheres 1.2m coming from any sources