Can we stop the Mourinho talk?

[StuBarlow]

Has Jose signed yet? No?

MARTINEZ OUT. * Still feels nice to say *

 

[TheFinnFan]

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What does that even mean?

IF?!

thats like...eh...nothing

mourinho wouldnt say that

 

[Bungle]

Hahaha the pure fakeness of that

Fantastic work

They've even included a picture of Andy Burton just to enhance the fume.

 

[John Osters Love Child]

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What does that even mean?

IF?!

"Sky Sports understands that someone, and that person maybe Jose Mourinho or it may not be, will be manager at Manchester United next season"

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." - Ron Atkinson

 

[The Esk]

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What does that even mean?

IF?!

It means United are telling Jose that he is their insurance option if Van Gaal decides to leave.

That should make him feel wanted.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

It means United are telling Jose that he is their insurance option if Van Gaal decides to leave.

Why would he want to be that? a man of his ego wouldn't stand for being back up would he?

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Man United tells Mourinho the job is his if Van Gaal goes, but they also control whether or not Van Gaal goes, so what kind of utter nonsense is this?

 

[Gerbs]

I would like to put it out there that if my wife leaves me this summer then Megan Fox can have the job.

Breaking News: I don't think my wife is going to leave me.... I think

 

[Debunkology]

Most United fans do my head in. They had what 15 or so years of being absolutely incredible and essentially unbeatable, and now they think it's their divine right to do it forever.

Everyone knew and everyone said, that United would never be the same without red nose. Going to Old Trafford used to be like heavyweight boxers going in a ring against a 22 year old Mike Tyson, absolutely sh1tting themselves and already lost before the bell rang. Even the refs shat themselves too.

Fergies best asset was creating this aura that United were actually great, no matter how sh1t they were. He was United, hell he's responsible for 60% of their trophy cabinet. As soon as he was removed the aura was gone.

United aren't Real Madrid or Barcelona. And Premiership is not La Liga. So they are going to have to get used to not winning the league every season.

 

[The Esk]

Why would he want to be that? a man of his ego wouldn't stand for being back up would he?

Exactly that was my point mate.

 

[matty1878]

If he's waiting for United then that's us out you would think? I mean are we wasting our time?

 

[neil999]

only thing I can think is utd are waiting till after cup final to make decision?? but that seems v odd

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

FFS YOU BARSTEWARDS! I KEEP CONVINCING MYSELF THAT IT'S RIDICULOUS TO THINK JM IS COMING. THEN ONE OR OTHER OF YOU KEEPS MAKING ME THINK IT'S POSSIBLE....

I'VE HAD TO MAINTAIN A SEMI FOR A WEEK NOW! KEEP PASSING OUT DUE TO LACK OF BLOOD TO THE BRAIN. FINISH ME OFF... ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!

Just have a sneaky little flutter, he was 20/1 straight after the Sunderland game.

 

[matty1878]

Exactly that was my point mate.

And We'res he's our first choice if he wants it? ah I feel like we're being used some how lol