Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
It’s crap mate. Pure percentage stuff. Which is Allardyces stock in trade.
Under Allardyce we used to watch Ashley Williams and Keane just wind up long balls straight down the middle at every opportunity. Half the time now we’re playing ourselves intro trouble trying to pass out the back. Can’t remember the last flick on we even did properly. The last two goals we’ve scored have been slide rule through balls