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Caught cheating stories

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tommytowne said:
Modesty forbids me to relate my only experience. Put it this way, its not what I expected.
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I’ve had 2 in my life both a fair few years ago both with 2 girls. The first one I’ve already mentioned was probably the most unbelievable night of my life. The 2nd was alright but the girls were very much one at a time and never really got involved with each other which kind of ruined it a bit. They kissed but that’s it. First one I had was more like a no holds barred street fight by comparison.

I’ve got mates who’ve shared a girl, again I think it was one of those where they both took an end and did their best not to make eye contact.
 
PaddyJames said:
Phwoar. I still can't believe it took 10 days in a swingers hotel to get propositioned and when you do it's by the natural disasters. Have you got two heads? I'd be walking round with my lob out 24/7. "Have a bit of this"
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I was the only one out of us who did get a proposition.

We were the youngest in there by some way though, it was an interesting place. You could see the couples mingling during the day and knew exactly who was getting rattled that night; it was good for people watching.

This is the gaff, it was called Blue Bay Getaway when we went.

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Get over there for all your swinging needs. So long as you post the stories in here afterwards.
 

ArtetaMoney said:
I was the only one out of us who did get a proposition.

We were the youngest in there by some way though, it was an interesting place. You could see the couples mingling during the day and knew exactly who was getting rattled that night; it was good for people watching.

This is the gaff, it was called Blue Bay Getaway when we went.

www.tui.co.uk

Temptation Cancun Resort in Cancun | TUI.co.uk

Stay at the Temptation Cancun Resort on your holiday. All of our hotels are carefully handpicked for you. Discover your smile.
www.tui.co.uk www.tui.co.uk

Get over there for all your swinging needs. So long as you post the stories in here afterwards.
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Nice one mate. My bird isn't into swinging but if we break up I know just the girl who'd love a bit of that. Might have a look on trip advisor and see what filthy gets have got to say about it. "A very drunk gentleman with an Everton tattoo on his leg dropped what can only be described as a "violent bum-claymore" in the pool, I turned to my wife disgusted only to find her chowing down on Terry from Derby. Get what you pay for I suppose. 10/10"
 
ArtetaMoney said:
I was the only one out of us who did get a proposition.

We were the youngest in there by some way though, it was an interesting place. You could see the couples mingling during the day and knew exactly who was getting rattled that night; it was good for people watching.

This is the gaff, it was called Blue Bay Getaway when we went.

www.tui.co.uk

Temptation Cancun Resort in Cancun | TUI.co.uk

Stay at the Temptation Cancun Resort on your holiday. All of our hotels are carefully handpicked for you. Discover your smile.
www.tui.co.uk www.tui.co.uk

Get over there for all your swinging needs. So long as you post the stories in here afterwards.
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Just a fancy Lisbon.
 
PaddyJames said:
Nice one mate. My bird isn't into swinging but if we break up I know just the girl who'd love a bit of that. Might have a look on trip advisor and see what filthy gets have got to say about it. "A very drunk gentleman with an Everton tattoo on his leg dropped what can only be described as a "violent bum-claymore" in the pool, I turned to my wife disgusted only to find her chowing down on Terry from Derby. Get what you pay for I suppose. 10/10"
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I was telling my cousin when I booked it and he told me that he had booked also by accident, a few years before, for him and his wife to celebrate their engagement.

They lasted a day before she made him move hotels, to be fair she is stunning and very prim and proper so I can imagine she got pestered.

When his wife was out of ear shot he said "you're gonna love it mate, I'm jealous you're going with the lads" lol
 
ArtetaMoney said:
I was telling my cousin when I booked it and he told me that he had booked also by accident, a few years before, for him and his wife to celebrate their engagement.

They lasted a day before she made him move hotels, to be fair she is stunning and very prim and proper so I can imagine she got pestered.

When his wife was out of ear shot he said "you're gonna love it mate, I'm jealous you're going with the lads" lol
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I went to a swingers night in London a few years back at The Mandrake hotel. Some girl I knew asked if I'd go with her, completely out of the blue as well we hadn't even goosed by then but it was always on the cards. Spent the weekend in London and went there on the Saturday. Masquerade ball type thing. Very classy at first but then very seedy once the ale and beak started properly flowing. She disappeared twice with two different fellas but told me nothing had happened. In the car on the way home after we'd spent the sunday banging she told me what she'd done with them. I nearly crashed the car. We're still good mates she'd love this place.
 

PaddyJames said:
I went to a swingers night in London a few years back at The Mandrake hotel. Some girl I knew asked if I'd go with her, completely out of the blue as well we hadn't even goosed by then but it was always on the cards. Spent the weekend in London and went there on the Saturday. Masquerade ball type thing. Very classy at first but then very seedy once the ale and beak started properly flowing. She disappeared twice with two different fellas but told me nothing had happened. In the car on the way home after we'd spent the sunday banging she told me what she'd done with them. I nearly crashed the car. We're still good mates she'd love this place.
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Belter.
 
PaddyJames said:
Sounds like the dream doesn't it but to be honest it was a bit pretentious. I'm not skint like but I defo felt like the skintest fella in there. I spent most of it sat in some booth talking to some fella about The Jam.
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I meant the girl you went with.

I couldn't do it, me. Fair play to people that are care free enough to be comfortable in them situations.

In the hotel we were at, they had an "anything goes" night in their theatre on a Monday night. No cameras, phones, etc. We were adamant when we first got there that we were going to go in and have a go, but we all bottled it and never ventured in. Will never know what went down behind that curtain!
 
PaddyJames said:
Nice one mate. My bird isn't into swinging but if we break up I know just the girl who'd love a bit of that. Might have a look on trip advisor and see what filthy gets have got to say about it. "A very drunk gentleman with an Everton tattoo on his leg dropped what can only be described as a "violent bum-claymore" in the pool, I turned to my wife disgusted only to find her chowing down on Terry from Derby. Get what you pay for I suppose. 10/10"
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I’m sure Hedo Rick would be up for wild week with you if you’re looking for people to tag along mate

 
ArtetaMoney said:
3 of us on a lads holiday went to Cancun for Spring Break, I unknowingly booked us in to a swingers hotel (I was unaware, honestly). The hotel was boss and I’m glad I did as it was a smart place and not as seedy as I’d hop... I mean imagined.

Anyway, I got propositioned by a man and his wife about 10 days in to the holiday. She was about 25 stone (proper American fat, soz GoT yanks) and they were about 30 years my elder, I was about 22 at the time.

Closest I’ve been to a threesome, that. I reckon I’d either be dead from crushing injuries or have PTSD had I gone through with it.
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I don't think it was a renowned swingers hotel but in Cancun (again) was the first time I had seen American girls out on the lash and partying. Me and wife celebrated our 30th anniversary there and one evening we were sat eyeing the antics of the women and one in particular. Wife gets up to go to the ladies and aforementioned woman sidles up to our table. She introduced herself and remarked that me and wife looked a remarkable and happy couple and wondered could she join us both for a drink then possibly getting to know one another better later in the evening. Well, my old John Thomas started getting a rush of blood just as my missus come back to the table. My missus gave this girl the death stare.
The lady introduced herself to my wife "Hi, I'm Michelle and I'm from Washington"
"Hi Michelle, I'm Elaine from Rock Ferry, now go and **** off"
 

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