3 of us on a lads holiday went to Cancun for Spring Break, I unknowingly booked us in to a swingers hotel (I was unaware, honestly). The hotel was boss and I’m glad I did as it was a smart place and not as seedy as I’d hop... I mean imagined.
Anyway, I got propositioned by a man and his wife about 10 days in to the holiday. She was about 25 stone (proper American fat, soz GoT yanks) and they were about 30 years my elder, I was about 22 at the time.
Closest I’ve been to a threesome, that. I reckon I’d either be dead from crushing injuries or have PTSD had I gone through with it.