coollino
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ahaha fair enough, but to me, that is a hard way to live lol
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Caught cheating stories
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ahaha fair enough, but to me, that is a hard way to live lol
I was cheated on by an ex, we’d been together 3 years and she strayed while I was away with work.
I wasn’t that arsed if I’m honest. They’re still together now as well so it was obviously for the best.
I don’t know how people have the energy to cheat. It’s hard enough graft being in a relationship with one person, never mind another.
I wasn’t that arsed if I’m honest. They’re still together now as well so it was obviously for the best.
I don’t know how people have the energy to cheat. It’s hard enough graft being in a relationship with one person, never mind another.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Only off yer mar
My dad was seeing a bit on the side, so my mum decided to leave him but she wanted another kid first so came off the pill.
I am the result, well played mum.
Anyway, my dad had knocked up the other woman but she was passing it off as her husband's (even though he had been told he couldn't have kids).
My mum kicks my dad into touch three days after I'm born, he goes to the other woman and she leaves her husband.
My dad and the other woman have a kid a few years further down the line, never told the second family about the first family until my gran died and all four of his kids met for the first time at her funeral. I was 17.
I've got a sister four years older, a half brother four years younger and a half sister four months older than me.
Families, eh?
I am the result, well played mum.
Anyway, my dad had knocked up the other woman but she was passing it off as her husband's (even though he had been told he couldn't have kids).
My mum kicks my dad into touch three days after I'm born, he goes to the other woman and she leaves her husband.
My dad and the other woman have a kid a few years further down the line, never told the second family about the first family until my gran died and all four of his kids met for the first time at her funeral. I was 17.
I've got a sister four years older, a half brother four years younger and a half sister four months older than me.
Families, eh?
PaddyJames
Player Valuation: £25m
Good to see the hand job is making a come-back.
Top half or bottom half ?
That's the thing, put me, sister and half brother in the same room and it's obvious we're siblings.
Half sister, looks nothing like any of us, more than a passing resemblance to her mum's first husband though.
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
That churns my stomach.
1 min 20 is the collective sound of posters in the match thread when we are chasing a game and bring Delph on, with 10 mins to go.
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
Thats a mad thing some women do. Pretend a kid is someone else's. While the real father gets to have a booty call when it pleases. It's horrific.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Thought this thread was going to be an exposee of the rs. Sake.
Happy to say that very few of the people I worked with closely and only one of my friends have ever been involved with this sort of shenanigans.
And this friend, a lovely bloke, historian, witty, cultured, eloquent, pillar of the community, doting father of 3 girls, had a miserable, boring, plain looking, grumpy wife.
Imagine my surprise when they split up because she had been having an affair with their local Catholic priest.
This was a good thing in a way because as we all know, very few married men are allowed any kind of social life. Many consoling beers were drunk, and songs murdered on the guitars late into the night.
Imagine my surprise when they got back together again. Christian forgiveness 101. Not seen much of the poor sod since.
Happy to say that very few of the people I worked with closely and only one of my friends have ever been involved with this sort of shenanigans.
And this friend, a lovely bloke, historian, witty, cultured, eloquent, pillar of the community, doting father of 3 girls, had a miserable, boring, plain looking, grumpy wife.
Imagine my surprise when they split up because she had been having an affair with their local Catholic priest.
This was a good thing in a way because as we all know, very few married men are allowed any kind of social life. Many consoling beers were drunk, and songs murdered on the guitars late into the night.
Imagine my surprise when they got back together again. Christian forgiveness 101. Not seen much of the poor sod since.
PaddyJames
Player Valuation: £25m
His wife was a 9 year old boy?!
I cheated when I was younger one one ex. I put it down to being young, naive and stupid. She never found out but I felt bad. Have to be honest the guilt feeling was more incase I got caught rather than feeling bad for doing it. I never saw future with her but wanted to be able to end it on my terms. The girl i cheated with knew her as well. Women are easily as bad if not worse than men.
As an adult I think it's an absolute scumbags trick. If its a serious relationship yet you feel the need to put it about then just end it. If you're married and you do it then you're a selfish idiot. Saying that.... you don't know peoples circumstances so I'll shut up. Any married women needing advice on all this feel free to DM me.
Toffe3m4n
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