2024/25 Charly Alcaraz

[mahermi1]

Tbf:
“We hope to bring in some players but maybe it’s not the ones who, if we really had the money, we’d be trying to do.”
Isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement!

I mean it may not be him he's talking about but carry on.

 

[Vintage]

It'd be so Everton if we bought a tennis player.

That would be ace. I'd love it

 

[vintage-toffees]

Calos straqalcaraz

Go ed davie moyes

 

[Titus Shambles]

Will be even be in the country by the morning? I doubt he got on a flight immediately, will then acclimatise, do a medical and then get to the game in that time

acclimatise?! christ where's he having his medical, K2 basecamp?

 

[Goat]

Didn't you hear what he said about any new players we may get: they wouldn't be the ones we'd want ideally...or words to that effect.

Completely unprofessional that from Moyes.

I was staggered at how dramatic he was there today. Made a bit of a fool himself.

You are livid we signed a player arent you?

 

[Titus Shambles]

It'd be so Everton if we bought a tennis player.

I doubt we'd have the balls........

 

[Moggers]

A Uruguayan werewolf in Liverpool....

 

[davek]

You are livid we signed a player arent you?

I'm relieved, tbh. He doesn't look that great, but coming in with low expectations might just allow him to settle. I really doubt we see him shift any of the first team now though. A back up if there's an injury crisis.

We need an attacker now though. A starter.

 

[mahermi1]

Didn't you hear what he said about any new players we may get: they wouldn't be the ones we'd want ideally...or words to that effect.

Completely unprofessional that from Moyes.

I was staggered at how dramatic he was there today. Made a bit of a fool himself.

Dave every time I have the misfortune of reading one of you're posts, I'm normally staggered. you must hang on everyone of Moyses words...you really like him don't you.

 

[RomanReigns]

You aren’t winning the rumble….

Woooooooooooooo

John cena is

 

[FTY]

Make no mistake, Flamengo randomly announcing that we’ve signed a player we weren’t even linked with will go down in Everton transfer folklore

From the people who brought you: William Carvalho’s passport, Sissoko turning his phone off, Rodrigo’s understanding of the tax system, Leroy Fer’s horse, Mo Besic’s restaurant chairs, fake website announcement of Riquelme, and many more

 

[Goat]

I'm relieved, tbh. He doesn't look that great, but coming in with low expectations might just allow him to settle. I really doubt we see him shift any of the first team now though. A back up if there's an injury crisis.

We need an attacker now though. A starter.

I reckon I could shift Doucs from the side.

Hes pants.

 

[davek]

Make no mistake, Flamengo randomly announcing that we’ve signed a player we weren’t even linked with will go down in Everton transfer folklore

From the people who brought you: William Carvalho’s passport, Sissoko turning his phone off, Rodrigo’s understanding of the tax system, Leroy Fer’s horse, Mo Besic’s restaurant chairs, and many more

Peter Johnson handing Nigel Martyn directions to Leeds is a classic too.

 

[davek]

I reckon I could shift Doucs from the side.

Hes pants.

He's a Moyes type of CM plodder. One of the first names on the team sheet.

 

[FTY]

Peter Johnson handing Nigel Martyn directions to Leeds is a classic too.

Wasn’t alive but bidding for Alan Shearer after he’d signed for Newcastle is also a legendary move