Transfer Rumour Charly Alcaraz

[RomanReigns]

Just in time for the Merseyside derby

 

[Goat]

He's a Moyes type of CM plodder. One of the first names on the team sheet.

Nar, Moyes is on to Sir Alex after training.

"You should see the attackers ive got here Alex, you would weep"

 

[Titus Shambles]

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A Uruguayan werewolf in Liverpool....

"Cos this is thrilllllerrrr! Thriller night, and no one's gonna save you when Beto's about to strike"

 

[FTY]

Peter Johnson handing Nigel Martyn directions to Leeds is a classic too.

Another mad recent 1 that doesn’t get spoken about: Moshiri bidding 40m for Gallagher from his London office without telling anyone at Everton

Headcase

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Make no mistake, Flamengo randomly announcing that we’ve signed a player we weren’t even linked with will go down in Everton transfer folklore

From the people who brought you: William Carvalho’s passport, Sissoko turning his phone off, Rodrigo’s understanding of the tax system, Leroy Fer’s horse, Mo Besic’s restaurant chairs, fake website announcement of Riquelme, and many more

The ‘Witsel is ours’ proclamation and Mata’s family photo at the Albert Dock also deserve some recognition

 

[davek]

Wasn’t alive but bidding for Alan Shearer after he’d signed for Newcastle is also a legendary move

Ravenelli's on-off signing another highlight.

 

[davek]

Nar, Moyes is on to Sir Alex after training.

"You should see the attackers ive got here Alex, you would weep"

"I couldn't flog you any of this lot on the cheap, Alex."

 

[TrueBlue1978]

It's happening lads....
Seen him outside Walton Asda before asking which way is Goodison...
Happy Days!

 

[blulouie]

I'm relieved, tbh. He doesn't look that great, but coming in with low expectations might just allow him to settle. I really doubt we see him shift any of the first team now though. A back up if there's an injury crisis.

We need an attacker now though. A starter.

The lad looks pretty good tbh & it's a very cheap punt with high uptake if it's a success with a price already agreed.

Hopefully this is the type of deal when concluded relatively cheaply leaves a decent amount in the pot for a class signing.
But this is Moyes and everything is done last minute and hopefully not too late.

Got to get a striker in as a priority , if there's enough left a winger with bags of pace.

 

[Blue peter]

Now that Charley’s coming we may get Ferguson

 

[blue to the bone]

Now that Charley’s coming we may get Ferguson

Congrats .
You win a prize as the 20th person to make this joke today. You win a got jigsaw

 

[ObiWanIwobi]

It could suggest we’ve walked away from negotiations with Chelsea re: Broja [and/or his injury isn’t too severe]. Not sure we’d need Alcaraz and a Carney or KDH type.

 

[Blue peter]

Congrats .
You win a prize as the 20th person to make this joke today. You win a got jigsaw

So proud *wipes away tear

 

[T Bone]

It'd be so Everton if we bought a tennis player.

He is super athletic and agile. Id genuinely chance him ahead of doucs

 

[Paulyefc]

Correct Sherlock, I bet you deduced that idea from the first two words of BlueStevies post" I'd imagine". Could be wrong though.

So he doesn't have a clue but then goes on to say what will happen . Why will he be unvieled tomorrow Poirot ?