Chrismpw's letters from a festival

[Frang]

Don’t be getting too drunk.

no worries there , he rations himself to two bottles of Carlsbad a night ..

having said that , he IS a teacher!

 

[carlos21]

no worries there , he rations himself to two bottles of Carlsbad a night ..

having said that , he IS a teacher!

Haha mate.

 

[chrismpw]

no worries there , he rations himself to two bottles of Carlsbad a night ..

having said that , he IS a teacher!

That was the beer ration.

Beer is the starter for the wine course!

 

[Frang]

That was the beer ration.

Beer is the starter for the wine course!

When's the nitrous oxide balloon course teach?!!

 

[Bungle]

I probably shouldn't admit to this, but I had a tache like this last year!

Utter danger

 

[chrismpw]

When's the nitrous oxide balloon course teach?!!

As soon as I can find some conc nitric acid .... ponders.

 

[chrismpw]

Being a posh festival, this one, it is in the grounds of an estate, it's unsurprising to see VIP signs all over the gaff. VIP camping, dining etc. Yet the Tory media still do their best to program us that the (bloody Norman) class system no longer exists.

The signs irritate the hell out of me. They might as well say 'every one if you blerts is a peasant, apart from those who are in this zone, bow down and kiss our feet, for we are more worthy' (since great grand daddy collected loads of money by exploiting your great grand daddies in eons past).

I don't mind the idea of more expensive grub for those who want you pay it, but waving banners about in your face is just not necessary.

 

[Bungle]

Being a posh festival, this one, it is in the grounds of an estate, it's unsurprising to see VIP signs all over the gaff. VIP camping, dining etc. Yet the Tory media still do their best to program us that the (bloody Norman) class system no longer exists.

The signs irritate the hell out of me. They might as well say 'every one if you blerts is a peasant, apart from those who are in this zone, bow down and kiss our feet, for we are more worthy' (since great grand daddy collected loads of money by exploiting your great grand daddies in eons past).

I don't mind the idea of more expensive grub for those who want you pay it, but waving banners about in your face is just not necessary.

Good chance they'll bow down and kiss your feet even in the peasant section given they now stink of booze.

 

[chrismpw]

Oh woe pours upon woe. I've no Earl Grey in my van. Going to have to live like a ruddy savage now.

Sake.

 

[Frang]

Being a posh festival, this one, it is in the grounds of an estate, it's unsurprising to see VIP signs all over the gaff. VIP camping, dining etc. Yet the Tory media still do their best to program us that the (bloody Norman) class system no longer exists.

The signs irritate the hell out of me. They might as well say 'every one if you blerts is a peasant, apart from those who are in this zone, bow down and kiss our feet, for we are more worthy' (since great grand daddy collected loads of money by exploiting your great grand daddies in eons past).

I don't mind the idea of more expensive grub for those who want you pay it, but waving banners about in your face is just not necessary.

are you sure festivals are for you teach?? you seem to get highly irritated by, well, errrr… people !

 

[Frang]

Oh woe pours upon woe. I've no Earl Grey in my van. Going to have to live like a ruddy savage now.

Sake.

TORY

 

[PITA]

Loving this thread - has proper made me laugh. Chris, please continue with the griping.

I've never been to a festival of any sort that required staying in a tent. I wish I had done it when I was younger, I don't think I|'d appreciate it now. I suppose I could try glamping but that seems to defeat the object.

5 superfluous words I might suggest.

 

[chrismpw]

are you sure festivals are for you teach?? you seem to get highly irritated by, well, errrr… people !

Absolutely detest crowds and herds. Festivals are a bit better because everyone is relaxed and having a good time. It's how life should be.

 

[chrismpw]

TORY

Git

 

[chrismpw]

5 superfluous words I might suggest.

Git