Chrismpw's letters from a festival

[tommye]

He should hold his own festival, where all of the above are banned.

Everyone is limited to two beers and the only tea available is Earl Grey ?

Can i smoke my exotic cigarettes at said festival?

 

[jaycee]

He should hold his own festival, where all of the above are banned.

Everyone is limited to two beers and the only tea available is Earl Grey ?

 

[chrismpw]

He should hold his own festival, where all of the above are banned.

Everyone is limited to two beers and the only tea available is Earl Grey ?

Sounds bliss.

In other news, ive just heard that London bridge has fallen down

No wait, it's a nursery rhyme.

 

[PM123]

Fair play, very good thread this and very descriptively written by @chrismpw

 

[COYBL25]

Can i smoke my exotic cigarettes at said festival?

Only when taken with Earl Grey

 

[PITA]

He should hold his own festival, where all of the above are banned.

Everyone is limited to two beers and the only tea available is Earl Grey ?

Is there any accommodation for spilling one of the said two beers?

 

[COYBL25]

Is there any accommodation for spilling one of the said two beers?

Only when split on shoes and even then the shoes have to be produced as evidence of spillage

 

[chrismpw]

Since all the woke people are here at this festival, doing their utmost to show inclusively by even giving horribly tone deaf singers a major stage, it goes without saying the environment opportunists are here peddling pseudo environment aware codswallop.

"Ditch your single use plastic bottles and buy our stainless steel flasks to drink from." People were flocking to the stalls because they're concerned, and well, everyone else was flocking too. .

This didn't seem right to me on a hunch, so I did a bit of research for the figures. Don't get me wrong, the bottled water fad angers me, especially as we're in a country with some of the cleanest and best monitored water on the planet - but to me this was and out comparing something single use (a trendy phrase) and something intended to be used repeatedly - which is a bit unfair for comparison.

"One stainless steel bottle is obviously much worse than one plastic bottle. Producing that 300-gram stainless steel bottle requires seven times as much fossil fuel, releases 14 times more greenhouse gases, demands the extraction of hundreds of times more metal resources and causes hundreds of times more toxic risk to people and ecosystems than making a 32-gram plastic bottle. If you’re planning to take only one drink in your life, buy plastic."

Kinda supported my hunch.

 

[bluebrotha77]

Can i smoke my exotic cigarettes at said festival?

 

[chrismpw]

Only when split on shoes and even then the shoes have to be produced as evidence of spillage

There's evidence of this with the schhhlup schhhlup schhhlup of every step I take today.

 

[tommye]

Chooooooooon

 

[chrismpw]

Ffs

Taking in a band, I'm sat under the shade if a small beech tree, trying to look cool pirched on an uncomfortable shooting stick I got from a car boot sale. When I stood up to relieve my aching arse a branch whipped my glasses off and straight into a single use plastic pint of someone's beer.

Getting irritable now. I may be overtired.

 

[tommye]

Only when taken with Earl Grey

I'll partake in a nice Ceylon but Earl Grey is waaaay too poncey and Tory for my palate.
Happy to share my Gelato, Jaffa Cake Cookie and Headband with him though

 

[tommye]

Ffs

Taking in a band, sat under the agade if a small beech tree, trying to look cool pirched on an uncomfortable shooting stick I got from a car boot sale. When I stood up to relieve my aching arse a branch whipped my glasses off and straight into a single use plastic pint of someone's beer.

Please god tell me you ain't an English teacher...

 

[tommye]

Ffs

Taking in a band, I'm sat under the shade if a small beech tree, trying to look cool pirched on an uncomfortable shooting stick I got from a car boot sale. When I stood up to relieve my aching arse a branch whipped my glasses off and straight into a single use plastic pint of someone's beer.

Getting irritable now. I may be overtired.

Living the dream