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Chrismpw's letters from a festival
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Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
RETREAT TO THE STAFF ROOM AT ONCE!
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
That's made you redundant then.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Tee pees (putting up for a venue) are fiendishly difficult to put up, single handedly, in the wind. Didn't have enough pegs either.
This resulted in me being seen fertively reaching out from bushes scurrying around the skirts of a lady's tee pee in the behind stage area as I 'borrowed' the necessary amount.
The owner of the tent suggested it, but the occupier had previously resisted my attempts with some vigour.
This resulted in me being seen fertively reaching out from bushes scurrying around the skirts of a lady's tee pee in the behind stage area as I 'borrowed' the necessary amount.
The owner of the tent suggested it, but the occupier had previously resisted my attempts with some vigour.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Hang in there soldier, this is fast becoming my favourite thread and I look forward to the impending Victor Meldrew as the weekend progresses. X
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Just completed my first lap of the site. Other than food and drink, 99% of the stalls are selling ladies clothes, jewellery or handbags. What does this say about women?
Not a single tool stall ffs.
Great sculpture stall though. Never before have I had the urge to spend £1200 on a piece of polished driftwood.
Not a single tool stall ffs.
Great sculpture stall though. Never before have I had the urge to spend £1200 on a piece of polished driftwood.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
The world is f'kd mate
This just proves it beyond all doubt
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Just had a bit of fun standing close to the VIP area full of posh and staring over the white picket fence and them for a few minutes. Segregation ffs.They didn't like it.
I mean, they go there to be seen there, but they want to be invisible. What's that about?
In the end I had to go because I had to get away from the singer that couldn't get anywhere near the note he was aiming for but just warbled around it a la Jamie Cullum before deciding on singing flat.
I mean, they go there to be seen there, but they want to be invisible. What's that about?
In the end I had to go because I had to get away from the singer that couldn't get anywhere near the note he was aiming for but just warbled around it a la Jamie Cullum before deciding on singing flat.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Far more cultured than anything Mick could ever have hoped to achieve
I’m just waiting for his posts after he’s drunk a load of scrumpy spiked with acid tbh
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Sounds like he's living the dream tbh. Apart from the drum workshop, the people, the kids, the dance tent, the posh, the segregated and the bands like.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Oh and the tea
He should hold his own festival, where all of the above are banned.
Everyone is limited to two beers and the only tea available is Earl Grey ?
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