Mrtallywacker
GOT spiritual advisor
I don't know if this has been done before, but earlier on in an attempt to cheer myself up and re-live batter days, I was remembering the best team, within my lifetime:
Southall, Van den Hauwe, Ratcliffe, Mountfield, Stevens, Reid, Bracewell, Sheedy, Steven, Heath or Gray, Sharp
My thought was - which, from our current squad, AT THEIR BEST would make that 80s team better, and for whom?
I'd go as far as Baines for VDH - and possibly Stones for Mountfield (eventually) that would be just.
None of them. The current team are capable of finishing 4th or 5th, the 80's team were capable of being league champions (and European champions were it not for the shower from Castle Greyskull).
Southall- THE best keeper in the world. End of.
Stevens- England's first choice, back when it meant something.
Van Den Hauwe- Non shall pass, left back/centre half no matter, the oppo gets a hiding.
Ratcliffe- Imagine a ball player like Stones only lightning quick, aggressive and with a never say die attitude.
Mountfield- Solid centre half who gets 10 goals a season. We're lucky to get a 10 a season striker now.
Reid- Terrier of a midfielder but with skill and vision on top. If McCarthy is half as good I'll be made up.
Steven- Did what Mirallas does occasionally every week. Tricks and goals galore.
Gray- Had the bottle of Naismith and the strength of Lukaku x10. Oh and he scored goals.
Sharp- A true member of the Everton number nine legends club.
Bracewell- Craft and graft but with a touch of class. But for Whitehurst (****house) would have been even better.
Sheedy- If Baines is a master free kick taker then this guy was the professor. Magical left foot.
Now, back to my bible.
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