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Confirmed Signing Confirmed: Davy Klaassen -

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His signing alone proves our new wealth ! No way " old EFC " would purchase a player with 2 a's AND 2 s's in their name. We couldn't afford letters for the club shop !
 
Influence - Klaassen 9.2/10 Barkley 7.9/10
Passing - Klaassen 9.4/10 Barkley 8.0/10
Finishing - Klaassen 8.8/10 Barkley 7.4/10
Tackling - Klaassen 7.2/10 Barkley 5.2/10
First-touch - Klaassen 8.9/10 Barkley 7.2/10
Heading - Klaassen 8.2/10 Barkley 4.8/10
Reading of the Game - Klaassen - 8.9/10 Barkley 6.0/10
Two-footedness - Klaassen 9.2/10 Barkley 8.1/10
Dribbling - Klaassen 6.7/10 Barkley 7.8/10
Defensive Positioning - Klaassen 9.1/10 Barkley 5.8/10
Shooting - Klaassen 7.6/10 Barkley 7.9/10
Pace - Klaassen 6.3/10 Barkley 7.7/10
Tenacity - Klaassen 8.0/10 Barkley 6.8/10
Offensive Positioning - Klaassen 8.8/10 Barkley 7.1/10
Captain material - Klaassen 9.6/10 Barkley 5.9/10
Quickness of feet - Klaassen 7.0/10 Barkley 7.7/10
Quickness of thought - Klaassen 8.9/10 Barkley 7.1/10
Free-kicks - Klaassen 6.1/10 Barkley 7.2/10
Keeps possession - Klaassen 9.4/10 Barkley 7.0/10
Wants to play for Koeman and Everton - Klaassen 10/10 Barkley 6.66/10
Are these rankings your personal thoughts mate?
He's coming across as Maradona.
 
http://www.goal.com/en-za/news/4649...davy-klaassen-the-ajax-captain-tipped-to-be-a SUCCESS AT MANCHESTER UNITED ???

"According to Cruyff, he shared similarities to the best around, as he wrote in Voetbal International: “You must have strong positioning, ability to control the ball at speed and also have the technique to deal with the speed of it. Xavi, Toni Kroos and Davy Klaassen can do it. All three have perfect anticipation and they can play it both left and right excellently. You watch, when Klaassen plays from that position for Ajax, the tempo increases immediately. Moreover, he rarely loses possession
 

Robert Christgau is the @davek of music.
personally a big fan of the Dean for this review of Prince's "Dirty Mind," alone:
"Prince: Dirty Mind [Warner Bros., 1980]
After going gold in 1979 as an utterly uncrossedover falsetto love man, he takes care of the songwriting, transmutes the persona, revs up the guitar, muscles into the vocals, leans down hard on a rock-steady, funk-tinged four-four, and conceptualizes--about sex, mostly. Thus he becomes the first commercially viable artist in a decade to claim the visionary high ground of Lennon and Dylan and Hendrix (and Jim Morrison), whose rebel turf has been ceded to such marginal heroes-by-fiat as Patti Smith and John Rotten-Lydon. Brashly lubricious where the typical love man plays the lead in "He's So Shy," he specializes here in full-fledged fuckbook fantasies--the kid sleeps with his sister and digs it, sleeps with his girlfriend's boyfriend and doesn't, stops a wedding by gamahuching the bride on her way to church. Mick Jagger should fold up his penis and go home. A"
 
personally a big fan of the Dean for this review of Prince's "Dirty Mind," alone:
"Prince: Dirty Mind [Warner Bros., 1980]
After going gold in 1979 as an utterly uncrossedover falsetto love man, he takes care of the songwriting, transmutes the persona, revs up the guitar, muscles into the vocals, leans down hard on a rock-steady, funk-tinged four-four, and conceptualizes--about sex, mostly. Thus he becomes the first commercially viable artist in a decade to claim the visionary high ground of Lennon and Dylan and Hendrix (and Jim Morrison), whose rebel turf has been ceded to such marginal heroes-by-fiat as Patti Smith and John Rotten-Lydon. Brashly lubricious where the typical love man plays the lead in "He's So Shy," he specializes here in full-fledged fuckbook fantasies--the kid sleeps with his sister and digs it, sleeps with his girlfriend's boyfriend and doesn't, stops a wedding by gamahuching the bride on her way to church. Mick Jagger should fold up his penis and go home. A"

I meant that as a compliment to Dave.

Christgau does not give a flying F about anyone's opinion but his own. I think he gets it right more often than not...even if he winds me up sometimes.
 
Personally hoping klaassen makes the pudites fold up their penises and go home #banter #ontopic
 

Influence - Klaassen 9.2/10 Barkley 7.9/10
Passing - Klaassen 9.4/10 Barkley 8.0/10
Finishing - Klaassen 8.8/10 Barkley 7.4/10
Tackling - Klaassen 7.2/10 Barkley 5.2/10
First-touch - Klaassen 8.9/10 Barkley 7.2/10
Heading - Klaassen 8.2/10 Barkley 4.8/10
Reading of the Game - Klaassen - 8.9/10 Barkley 6.0/10
Two-footedness - Klaassen 9.2/10 Barkley 8.1/10
Dribbling - Klaassen 6.7/10 Barkley 7.8/10
Defensive Positioning - Klaassen 9.1/10 Barkley 5.8/10
Shooting - Klaassen 7.6/10 Barkley 7.9/10
Pace - Klaassen 6.3/10 Barkley 7.7/10
Tenacity - Klaassen 8.0/10 Barkley 6.8/10
Offensive Positioning - Klaassen 8.8/10 Barkley 7.1/10
Captain material - Klaassen 9.6/10 Barkley 5.9/10
Quickness of feet - Klaassen 7.0/10 Barkley 7.7/10
Quickness of thought - Klaassen 8.9/10 Barkley 7.1/10
Free-kicks - Klaassen 6.1/10 Barkley 7.2/10
Keeps possession - Klaassen 9.4/10 Barkley 7.0/10
Wants to play for Koeman and Everton - Klaassen 10/10 Barkley 6.66/10
Please @GrandOldTeam turn off the server again. Some of us need urgent downtime.
 
anyone thought of a song yet ... - rock the casbah

The sh!te don't like it
Rockin' the klassen
Rock the klassen
The Sh!te don't like it
Rockin' the klassen
Rock the klassen


first ever time so be gentle haha
 
Influence - Klaassen 9.2/10 Barkley 7.9/10
Passing - Klaassen 9.4/10 Barkley 8.0/10
Finishing - Klaassen 8.8/10 Barkley 7.4/10
Tackling - Klaassen 7.2/10 Barkley 5.2/10
First-touch - Klaassen 8.9/10 Barkley 7.2/10
Heading - Klaassen 8.2/10 Barkley 4.8/10
Reading of the Game - Klaassen - 8.9/10 Barkley 6.0/10
Two-footedness - Klaassen 9.2/10 Barkley 8.1/10
Dribbling - Klaassen 6.7/10 Barkley 7.8/10
Defensive Positioning - Klaassen 9.1/10 Barkley 5.8/10
Shooting - Klaassen 7.6/10 Barkley 7.9/10
Pace - Klaassen 6.3/10 Barkley 7.7/10
Tenacity - Klaassen 8.0/10 Barkley 6.8/10
Offensive Positioning - Klaassen 8.8/10 Barkley 7.1/10
Captain material - Klaassen 9.6/10 Barkley 5.9/10
Quickness of feet - Klaassen 7.0/10 Barkley 7.7/10
Quickness of thought - Klaassen 8.9/10 Barkley 7.1/10
Free-kicks - Klaassen 6.1/10 Barkley 7.2/10
Keeps possession - Klaassen 9.4/10 Barkley 7.0/10
Wants to play for Koeman and Everton - Klaassen 10/10 Barkley 6.66/10

anyone thought of a song yet ... - rock the casbah

The sh!te don't like it
Rockin' the klassen
Rock the klassen
The Sh!te don't like it
Rockin' the klassen
Rock the klassen


first ever time so be gentle haha
Reading this has given me both eye and ear aids.
 

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