Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £15m
Decent result with injuries if dyche hadn't of thrown last week's game playing maupay
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Match Thread Crystal Palace v Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll
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Tony101
Player Valuation: £10m
That would be good for Everton. We have more chance of finishing above Leeds than we do Leicester in my opinion.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Again, more pressure on ourselves for the next game. I don’t think it’s a great point at all, we are in the bottom three and as I said put more pressure on ourselves to get a win.
Can’t be arsed, wouldn’t surprise me if the whole league is rigged anyway
Can’t be arsed, wouldn’t surprise me if the whole league is rigged anyway
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you day time drinking and the cocaine.
I think that just about sums him up.
I’ve not been convinced by Dyche at all. Early signs were positive, but he’s not built on that.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
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hktoffee
Birds of a feather flock together
Another idiot who can’t control his temper. We were so bad as we miss his running and workrate.
Face down on the kitchen floor in the next hour.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
They’d just absolutely battered there’s teams in a row, we got there and limit them to hardly having a chance and get a point with ten men.
Newcastle at Goodison will be huge. Another no show (like against Fulham) and Everton can prepare for the championship!
Our passing was woeful......
Norwegian Cow
Player Valuation: £35m
First game i have seen this season. We looked very solid defensively, but no one manages to create anything going forward. passing, dribling, creativity, or anyone that even looks remotely exciting is totally missing in this team
We both watched how we absolutely should've won against Forest, right? 2-2.
Managerless and without key players Fulham at home? Naturally, a loss, as we were naive and went with the high press 4-4-2 that we KNOW doesn't work btw.
Tottenham were there for the taking and we never pressed on, had to rely on a worldie to even score as we can't create for a striker at all. Oh also, same high press 4-4-2 that doesn't work and a consistent hammering by a long ball over the top lol
The only draw that we saved points from was the Chelsea one, where we needed someone to, again, score a worldie. lol
We have been abysmal for the last 10 games, football/manager/tactics wise, and getting progressively worse.
Dyche shows he never wants to even have young footballers on the team, that'll defo improve how and how much our academy players play too! "Experience" so far has brought us huge joys like Holgate and Maupay actually getting game time too! Riveting stuff.
I know he was tasked with a difficult task, but he started off well and apparently ABSOLUTELY HAD TO change things to suit how he wants the team to play. If he wants us to play this dreadful "football" he can honestly just do one and get himself away towards the end of the season.
Great to see how he's not improved anything regarding his own comments about us last year too:
Sean Dyche told Burnley players Everton 'don't know how to win' to inspire Turf Moor comeback in survival fight
Second-half comeback gives Burnley 3-2 win over Everton; Nathan Collins early opener cancelled out by pair of Richarlison penalties before Sean Dyche half-time team talk inspires Clarets to come from behind through Jay Rodriguez and Maxwel Cornet
We have him in charge and we have absolutely no clue or plan B about how to win.
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