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Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
You lot really don't learn do you?
Niasse? Boooo! Worst player ever after a handful of games.
Now he is Superman. And in the same game, Martina (who was probably our best player until he got subbed) is now our figure of hate after...a handful of games.
He was the least of our worries today. Perfectly fine squad player. If Kenny pushes him to up his game then even better.
Niasse? Boooo! Worst player ever after a handful of games.
Now he is Superman. And in the same game, Martina (who was probably our best player until he got subbed) is now our figure of hate after...a handful of games.
He was the least of our worries today. Perfectly fine squad player. If Kenny pushes him to up his game then even better.
Perhaps we should take away his locker. We've just invented a new way of improving a player.
Our best player hahahaha get a grip, because he ambled into some forward positions a few times. He can't pick out a blue shirt with a cross to save his life. Kenny is twice the player this waster has ever been or will be.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Who was our best player before he went off then?
His crossing is very good. Would be better if we had someone in the box like to challenge for them.
Seriously our fans are utter horrors. The amount of hate for certain players is ridiculous. The lad is obviously a bit ropy defensively but on the ball and going forward he is perfectly fine. He didn't give the ball away much today.
I see you are going the opposite way with Kenny though. One game and he is suddenly brilliant?
Our best player was probably Pickford for keeping us in it with one save, everyone else was a shambolic disgrace including this fella. Our standards for him are so low that just by not costing us multiple goals people think he's been great. He's a really, really terrible player and I can see exactly why no other club on the planet wanted him on a free transfer when he'd been a free agent for two months.
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
No way you were at the game today if you think Martina was MOTM lol. He was picked out in acres numerous times and his crosses were inaccurate and piss weak. He was crap
He is eye-wateringly bad at everything mate. He is not a Premier League player, no other team in the league would take him.
evertonarntwe
Player Valuation: £35m
Oh get to absolute [Poor language removed] lad
.best player are you messing? Don't half hate people like you yenno. I know you love Everton and that and you hate slating players but your in denial if you think he is anything other than awful l. He is truly shocking he can't defend and most of his crosses hit the first man or just chipped straight into the keeper and more importantly him playing is stopping Kenny from shining ( who done a lot more in came )
Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
I think we know why.
Quelle surprise.
Another good performance.
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