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Mutzo Nutzo said:
At least @Zatara gives us some juicy detail on his philandering.

Unlike Frank who has fallen in love with the first bint who laughed at his jokes and found him interesting!!!!

Flowers FFS, where’s the piss dungeon detail?
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No Zat leaves it deliberately vague like something did happen, when in reality it was just someone in the same bar/behind the counter at a shop/at the edge of his peripheral vision.

Franks got his amours name written on the front of his jotter and everything.
 
Stephenlloyd said:
Siggurdsson stats from open play are very average, he takes virtually every set piece ( I know the 2nd half of the season Digne started to take more) but siggurdsson is not as as good from open play that people on here seem the think.

I would rather Digne be on set pieces and Yes I do think Bernard would create loads more in the 10 role.

When we were buying siggurdsson a stats man off sky, he’s an Everton fan. His name is something like Cheeseman? He said that Kevin mirralas in the 16/17 season created virtually the same chances from open play that season that Siggurdsson did for Swansea. In a lot less minutes.

This is the same Mirallas who was virtually booed every game and hated by most Everton fans.

Siggurdsson is a myth and we would be better with out him imo.
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Bungle said:
Same guy earlier in the evening I think you'll find

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Still a Thai...not a Thai fan myself :o

Mutzo Nutzo said:
At least @Zatara gives us some juicy detail on his philandering.

Unlike Frank who has fallen in love with the first bint who laughed at his jokes and found him interesting!!!!

Flowers FFS, where’s the piss dungeon detail?
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Flowers are just a bizarre move imo.

Thats what you send when youve been ignored after she had to pop to the docs to investigate internal bleeding or suchlike...
 
zzr45 said:
No Zat leaves it deliberately vague like something did happen, when in reality it was just someone in the same bar/behind the counter at a shop/at the edge of his peripheral vision.

Franks got his amours name written on the front of his jotter and everything.
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Never has a thread promised so much but delivered so little.

Bring back @Hayee and Jeff
 
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Zatara said:
Still a Thai...not a Thai fan myself :eek:



Flowers are just a bizarre move imo.

Thats what you send when youve been ignored after she had to pop to the docs to investigate internal bleeding or suchlike...
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Zatara said:
Still a Thai...not a Thai fan myself :eek:



Flowers are just a bizarre move imo.

Thats what you send when youve been ignored after she had to pop to the docs to investigate internal bleeding or suchlike...
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Not a regular of interflora then?
 

zzr45 said:
No Zat leaves it deliberately vague like something did happen, when in reality it was just someone in the same bar/behind the counter at a shop/at the edge of his peripheral vision.

Franks got his amours name written on the front of his jotter and everything.
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Tuesday evening was meeting a friend (38 does some modelling still) at a wine bar...she was going to intro her actress friend to my single friend whose looking for a gf.

I arrived on time...waited 30mins and finally this girl approached me and asked if i wsd the models friend...enormous rack, slim but not what i remembered from the description

We drank a bottle of red + had 2 orange curacao drinks (no other shots there) which i do not advise...really really rank.

My mate arrived and as they were talking this bint decided to start touching my leg and suchlike...

Then the model arrived and introduced this girl as a receptionist (not the actress) as apparently the actress was taping...

My mate lost interest...we ended up doing another shot and bottle before heading off to a different bar in a cab.

On the way this bint gestures like shes going to vomit so the taxi stopped...she chucked out the window and off we continued.

Got to the rooftop bar and ordered a couple of champagne (more like prosecco) pitcher cocktails + some food...

I was on the sofa with the receptionist and she kept trying to hold my hand and was getting closer with the vomit breath...grabbed my hand a couple more times...

I just told her to go to the ladies and take her bra off...then sank alot of a pitcher...

She returned grabbed my hands and kept rubbing them on her nips...blah blah blah...

My mate left and so someone brought up the idea of a 3some...sadly receptionist girl said she had to go home...

So we took a taxi...me and the model got dropped off at another bar and the vomit and alcohol induced loony continued home...while the remaining girl and me got totally wasted and ended up drinking all night.

Next day the receptionist messaged so i booked a room and just told her i had a suprise for her and to meet me in the lobby...took her upstairs straight away...she was playing hard to get so we popped down to the bar...2 espresso martinis and a sambuca later and we were back in the room

She asked if i had something...i said "not when we just met" (didnt want to smash her at all) and then she had 2 screaming sessions to my 1.

Wouldnt do it again tbh...boobs were not to my taste...massive.

She whatsapped me today saying "how are you sexy"...didnt even open it.
 
Zatara said:
Tuesday evening was meeting a friend (38 does some modelling still) at a wine bar...she was going to intro her actress friend to my single friend whose looking for a gf.

I arrived on time...waited 30mins and finally this girl approached me and asked if i wsd the models friend...enormous rack, slim but not what i remembered from the description

We drank a bottle of red + had 2 orange curacao drinks (no other shots there) which i do not advise...really really rank.

My mate arrived and as they were talking this bint decided to start touching my leg and suchlike...

Then the model arrived and introduced this girl as a receptionist (not the actress) as apparently the actress was taping...

My mate lost interest...we ended up doing another shot and bottle before heading off to a different bar in a cab.

On the way this bint gestures like shes going to vomit so the taxi stopped...she chucked out the window and off we continued.

Got to the rooftop bar and ordered a couple of champagne (more like prosecco) pitcher cocktails + some food...

I was on the sofa with the receptionist and she kept trying to hold my hand and was getting closer with the vomit breath...grabbed my hand a couple more times...

I just told her to go to the ladies and take her bra off...then sank alot of a pitcher...

She returned grabbed my hands and kept rubbing them on her nips...blah blah blah...

My mate left and so someone brought up the idea of a 3some...sadly receptionist girl said she had to go home...

So we took a taxi...me and the model got dropped off at another bar and the vomit and alcohol induced loony continued home...while the remaining girl and me got totally wasted and ended up drinking all night.

Next day the receptionist messaged so i booked a room and just told her i had a suprise for her and to meet me in the lobby...took her upstairs straight away...she was playing hard to get so we popped down to the bar...2 espresso martinis and a sambuca later and we were back in the room

She asked if i had something...i said "not when we just met" (didnt want to smash her at all) and then she had 2 screaming sessions to my 1.

Wouldnt do it again tbh...boobs were not to my taste...massive.

She whatsapped me today saying "how are you sexy"...didnt even open it.
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Despite the fact that’s completely made up, you still took advantage of someone in an inebriated state.
 

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