Dating ...

[Mutzo Nutzo]

At least @Zatara has stepped upto the plate and is now owning this thread.

 

[Nymzee]

I've got images now of Zat walking round all the bars like this asking girls how big their chebs are:

 

[Joey66]

It was all over in about 15mins Joey...couldnt handle the full 90mins...

To be honest...it was akin to a Gary McAllister free kick...lots of expectation but sadly very disappointing

Im not going above C cups next time.

You could have become a sucker for them........

 

[Zatara]

I thought screaming sessions was code for an orgasm but I feel like now she's just shouting at Zat for trying to date rape her.

I was trying to keep it relatively family friendly...

She hadnt done anything in a year...she actually apologised after finishing so fast twice...

Id lost any interest by then

We checked out of the hotel at about 1230am

I just went home...

 

[Jimishorts]

And the thread regains it’s whiff of Sutcliffe

 

[zzr45]

It’s an absolute weird brag. You sent someone flowers? Well I date raped someone!

Gonna have to lob this phone in the sea.

 

[Joey66]

And the thread regains it’s whiff of Sutcliffe

Yes he hammered her alright......

 

[Bungle]

This has taken quite a sinister turn, @BigBlueNose telling us tales about his frolicking with his new love and the crazy eyed lady boy shagger boots the door in and starts screaming about getting women drunk and bouncing on their space hopper tits.

Quite distasteful really all this.

 

[Zatara]

I've got images now of Zat walking round all the bars like this asking girls how big their chebs are:

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Tbh you couldnt miss hers...my mate was egging me on a bit the day after the double date to go have a look and a play...

Didnt want to let the boy down* but not hitting those heights again. Nips like bottle tops also...


*life experiences too lol

 

[Billy Dean]

WTAF lol

 

[Nymzee]

Tbh you couldnt miss hers...my mate was egging me on a bit the day after the double date to go have a look and a play...

Didnt want to let the boy down* but not hitting those heights again. Nips like bottle tops also...


*life experiences too lol

I'm not sure which part is less believable - this woman's boobs or that you've got a mate.

 

[Joey66]

This has taken quite a sinister turn, @BigBlueNose telling us tales about his frolicking with his new love and the crazy eyed lady boy shagger boots the door in and starts screaming about getting women drunk and bouncing on their space hopper tits.

Quite distasteful really all this.

Yes the pair of them - you are awful but I like you...
Dick Emery - Oh You Are Awful (But I Like You

 

[Jimishorts]

Nips like bottle tops

Phwooor

 

[Joey66]

Tbh you couldnt miss hers...my mate was egging me on a bit the day after the double date to go have a look and a play...

Didnt want to let the boy down* but not hitting those heights again. Nips like bottle tops also...


*life experiences too lol

Dont tell me is was a bucket on her head and swing on the handles affair lol

 

[zzr45]

I feel sorry for Frank here. He’s really going to have to up the ante now.