Dating ...

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I feel sorry for Frank here. He’s really going to have to up the ante now.

I hear that he’s lined up a fish supper for two.

 

[Zatara]

Had a great time with the boxer (blonde) and her mate (brunette)

Boxer was slim but extremely well toned...few tatts on her while her mate looked very innocent and softly spoken in comparison.

Met them in a bar...mate and i were having a laugh at something stupid and the girls started looking at us then we asked them to join us in our booth.

I was on the double vodka red bulls and i started to go into the zone...ended up suggesting a 2nd bar and had one either side of me...(my mate went to the bar and we left apparently)

I was totalled and we got in a bottle of vodka in the next place...then i think another...

Ended up in a hotel room...the blonde was a cool customer...doing very soft gentle movements all over me with her hands...while the angelic faced brunette had a naughty side...

I ended up in the bathtub with the blonde stroking me gently and doing all sorts with her other hand...while the brunette basically soaped me up

Took it to the bedroom...me and the brunette were sorted but the blonde i think wasnt satisfied

I reckon she was one of those tantric sex creatures you read about...

 

[zzr45]

I hear that he’s lined up a fish supper for two.

With or without peas?

 

[Nymzee]

lol

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Had a great time with the boxer (blonde) and her mate (brunette)

Boxer was slim but extremely well toned...few tatts on her while her mate looked very innocent and softly spoken in comparison.

Met them in a bar...mate and i were having a laugh at something stupid and the girls started looking at us then we asked them to join us in our booth.

I was on the double vodka red bulls and i started to go into the zone...ended up suggesting a 2nd bar and had one either side of me...(my mate went to the bar and we left apparently)

I was totalled and we got in a bottle of vodka in the next place...then i think another...

Ended up in a hotel room...the blonde was a cool customer...doing very soft gentle movements all over me with her hands...while the angelic faced brunette had a naughty side...

I ended up in the bathtub with the blonde stroking me gently and doing all sorts with her other hand...while the brunette basically soaped me up

Took it to the bedroom...me and the brunette were sorted but the blonde i think wasnt satisfied

I reckon she was one of those tantric sex creatures you read about...

Oh Lordy!

 

[Zatara]

There was another girl this week...but cant for the life of me remember

 

[Jimishorts]

I ended up in the bathtub

One part of that story is true

 

[jaycee]

I hear that he’s lined up a fishy finger or two.

 

[Bungle]

*deletes history again

 

[COYBL25]

It’s like post pub old Skool Sat night GOT on here at the mo lol

 

[Tipp blue]

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

You’ve got Frank who’s sending his bird flowers and going out for meals and then you have zatman who’s date-raping anything in his path.

If it’s got a pair of tits and a pulse @Zatara is gonna plough it.

 

[zzr45]

You’ve got Frank who’s sending his bird flowers and going out for meals and then you have zatman who’s date-raping anything in his path.

If it’s got a pair of tits and a pulse @Zatara is gonna plough it.

There’s all the motivation I need to shift some weight.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Poor @BigBlueNose Makes a thread about an imaginary date and girlfriend. It’s trundling along nicely when all of a sudden WHAM! Resident lothario and all round bad man @Zatara jumps in. Like watching animal farm after an episode of on the buses