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Had a weird conversation with a Chinese girl in Hong Kong a couple of weeks ago...

Got off with her...she came to join my table and suddenly asked what the weirdest food some of us had eaten was...

I said FUGU...and she said DOG.

Apparently there are many kinds of Dog you can eat (my mate from HK thought it was only one type which they breed for food)...and our understanding was (as with most things) it tastes like chicken...

No she squealed...its red meat and it doesnt taste like chicken!!! It tastes of dog...

She had also eaten Zebra somewhere on a trip to Africa. As if that compares to the dog story...
 
Zatara said:
Had a weird conversation with a Chinese girl in Hong Kong a couple of weeks ago...

Got off with her...she came to join my table and suddenly asked what the weirdest food some of us had eaten was...

I said FUGU...and she said DOG.

Apparently there are many kinds of Dog you can eat (my mate from HK thought it was only one type which they breed for food)...and our understanding was (as with most things) it tastes like chicken...

No she squealed...its red meat and it doesnt taste like chicken!!! It tastes of dog...

She had also eaten Zebra somewhere on a trip to Africa. As if that compares to the dog story...
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Africa is a crazy spot, I was in Uganda and was told that it was fish for dinner it landed on the table read meat with big thick bones in it like mammal bones it certainly was not fish, but the locals kept insisting it was fish.. to this day I have no idea what it was, there's only one thing that I can 100% rule out and that's fish.
 

Tipp blue said:
Africa is a crazy spot, I was in Uganda and was told that it was fish for dinner it landed on the table read meat with big thick bones in it like mammal bones it certainly was not fish, but the locals kept insisting it was fish.. to this day I have no idea what it was, there's only one thing that I can 100% rule out and that's fish.
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Ive seen some weird stuff in china...they also eat monkey brains like in temple of doom...monkeys scratching while youre eating their brains.

Macau someone was served donkey dk...no joke.

Rat in vietnam etc etc
 
Zatara said:
For those of you who remember my jacuzzi experience...

I didnt respond more than a handful of words to her in response to a number of whatssaps...

All of a sudden i received this weird message...all about Christ / religion / lust / mistakes etc etc and how its better we didnt meet again...

So i sent her back a cartoon which was sent to me...

Bloke with a mic asking a girl "there are reports that you are being treated for sex addiction, do you have any comment"...with the next part being her with the mic in her mouth...

Then a bit of seriousness from her back...and i left it.

So, Monday (i think) i received a bunch of horny texts from her...which i didnt respond to...then a nude pic which i opened and she quickly deleted...

Then another...again which she quickly removed...

So...i responded in short texts again with no real flirting...but shes on at me several times a day to see her again.

She is a bit of a fashionista, upper class lady type but in private a total lunatic...e.g asking if squirting in jacuzzis...is allowed.

Im not sure if there is a fine line here between being in some danger or having a great time.

Its all a bit of harmless fun until it isnt...


Maybe I should send flowers...
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Dating the upper classes is risky territory.... that said I’m my experience dating is usually fine, it tends to be relationships where I date the real dangerous crazy lasses
 

Zatara said:
Had a weird conversation with a Chinese girl in Hong Kong a couple of weeks ago...

Got off with her...she came to join my table and suddenly asked what the weirdest food some of us had eaten was...

I said FUGU...and she said DOG.

Apparently there are many kinds of Dog you can eat (my mate from HK thought it was only one type which they breed for food)...and our understanding was (as with most things) it tastes like chicken...

No she squealed...its red meat and it doesnt taste like chicken!!! It tastes of dog...

She had also eaten Zebra somewhere on a trip to Africa. As if that compares to the dog story...
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I've 100% eaten dog by accident in Vietnam.
 
Seeing as this is a dating thread, can somebody recommend me a good dating site (is there such a thing?). Don't bother suggesting Tinder as I'm not that superficial and I'm blocked from POF.
 

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