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Zatara said:
Had a great time with the boxer (blonde) and her mate (brunette)

Boxer was slim but extremely well toned...few tatts on her while her mate looked very innocent and softly spoken in comparison.

Met them in a bar...mate and i were having a laugh at something stupid and the girls started looking at us then we asked them to join us in our booth.

I was on the double vodka red bulls and i started to go into the zone...ended up suggesting a 2nd bar and had one either side of me...(my mate went to the bar and we left apparently)

I was totalled and we got in a bottle of vodka in the next place...then i think another...

Ended up in a hotel room...the blonde was a cool customer...doing very soft gentle movements all over me with her hands...while the angelic faced brunette had a naughty side...

I ended up in the bathtub with the blonde stroking me gently and doing all sorts with her other hand...while the brunette basically soaped me up

Took it to the bedroom...me and the brunette were sorted but the blonde i think wasnt satisfied :eek:

I reckon she was one of those tantric sex creatures you read about...
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You clearly own a Hard Rock Cafe: Phuket T shirt.
 

For those of you who remember my jacuzzi experience...

I didnt respond more than a handful of words to her in response to a number of whatssaps...

All of a sudden i received this weird message...all about Christ / religion / lust / mistakes etc etc and how its better we didnt meet again...

So i sent her back a cartoon which was sent to me...

Bloke with a mic asking a girl "there are reports that you are being treated for sex addiction, do you have any comment"...with the next part being her with the mic in her mouth...

Then a bit of seriousness from her back...and i left it.

So, Monday (i think) i received a bunch of horny texts from her...which i didnt respond to...then a nude pic which i opened and she quickly deleted...

Then another...again which she quickly removed...

So...i responded in short texts again with no real flirting...but shes on at me several times a day to see her again.

She is a bit of a fashionista, upper class lady type but in private a total lunatic...e.g asking if squirting in jacuzzis...is allowed.

Im not sure if there is a fine line here between being in some danger or having a great time.

Its all a bit of harmless fun until it isnt...


Maybe I should send flowers...
 
Zatara said:
For those of you who remember my jacuzzi experience...

I didnt respond more than a handful of words to her in response to a number of whatssaps...

All of a sudden i received this weird message...all about Christ / religion / lust / mistakes etc etc and how its better we didnt meet again...

So i sent her back a cartoon which was sent to me...

Bloke with a mic asking a girl "there are reports that you are being treated for sex addiction, do you have any comment"...with the next part being her with the mic in her mouth...

Then a bit of seriousness from her back...and i left it.

So, Monday (i think) i received a bunch of horny texts from her...which i didnt respond to...then a nude pic which i opened and she quickly deleted...

Then another...again which she quickly removed...

So...i responded in short texts again with no real flirting...but shes on at me several times a day to see her again.

She is a bit of a fashionista, upper class lady type but in private a total lunatic...e.g asking if squirting in jacuzzis...is allowed.

Im not sure if there is a fine line here between being in some danger or having a great time.

Its all a bit of harmless fun until it isnt...


Maybe I should send flowers...
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Oh yes you should mate.
 

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zzr45 said:
There’s all the motivation I need to shift some weight.
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Girls who go for guys for looks are usually atrocious in the bedroom.

zzr45 said:
You clearly own a Hard Rock Cafe: Phuket T shirt.
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Only been once to phuket...food poisoning.

Not a great fan of Thailand to be honest...quite enjoy the ambience of the hotels on the chao phraya river in bangkok but i find the whole nightlife scene a bit seedy.

Met some lovely Thai ladies outside of Thailand though...
 

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