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zzr45 said:
Despite the fact that’s completely made up, you still took advantage of someone in an inebriated state.
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Not sure how...didnt kiss her...didnt touch her unless she grabbed my hands and pulled them onto her.

So...no.
 

Zatara said:
Tuesday evening was meeting a friend (38 does some modelling still) at a wine bar...she was going to intro her actress friend to my single friend whose looking for a gf.

I arrived on time...waited 30mins and finally this girl approached me and asked if i wsd the models friend...enormous rack, slim but not what i remembered from the description

We drank a bottle of red + had 2 orange curacao drinks (no other shots there) which i do not advise...really really rank.

My mate arrived and as they were talking this bint decided to start touching my leg and suchlike...

Then the model arrived and introduced this girl as a receptionist (not the actress) as apparently the actress was taping...

My mate lost interest...we ended up doing another shot and bottle before heading off to a different bar in a cab.

On the way this bint gestures like shes going to vomit so the taxi stopped...she chucked out the window and off we continued.

Got to the rooftop bar and ordered a couple of champagne (more like prosecco) pitcher cocktails + some food...

I was on the sofa with the receptionist and she kept trying to hold my hand and was getting closer with the vomit breath...grabbed my hand a couple more times...

I just told her to go to the ladies and take her bra off...then sank alot of a pitcher...

She returned grabbed my hands and kept rubbing them on her nips...blah blah blah...

My mate left and so someone brought up the idea of a 3some...sadly receptionist girl said she had to go home...

So we took a taxi...me and the model got dropped off at another bar and the vomit and alcohol induced loony continued home...while the remaining girl and me got totally wasted and ended up drinking all night.

Next day the receptionist messaged so i booked a room and just told her i had a suprise for her and to meet me in the lobby...took her upstairs straight away...she was playing hard to get so we popped down to the bar...2 espresso martinis and a sambuca later and we were back in the room

She asked if i had something...i said "not when we just met" (didnt want to smash her at all) and then she had 2 screaming sessions to my 1.

Wouldnt do it again tbh...boobs were not to my taste...massive.

She whatsapped me today saying "how are you sexy"...didnt even open it.
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Did you used to write the letters pages in porn mags ?
 
Zatara said:
Next day the receptionist messaged so i booked a room and just told her i had a suprise for her and to meet me in the lobby...took her upstairs straight away...she was playing hard to get so we popped down to the bar...2 espresso martinis and a sambuca later and we were back in the room

She asked if i had something...i said "not when we just met" (didnt want to smash her at all) and then she had 2 screaming sessions to my 1.

Wouldnt do it again tbh...boobs were not to my taste...massive.

She whatsapped me today saying "how are you sexy"...didnt even open it.
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This is sounding like textbook date rape to me.

This is definitely being used as evidence.
 
I’m gonna ask the question you’ve all been wanting to.

@BigBlueNose does she have a clunge like a mouses ear or, after a couple of kids does it look like a mortar crater down there?
 

Zatara said:
Tuesday evening was meeting a friend (38 does some modelling still) at a wine bar...she was going to intro her actress friend to my single friend whose looking for a gf.

I arrived on time...waited 30mins and finally this girl approached me and asked if i wsd the models friend...enormous rack, slim but not what i remembered from the description

We drank a bottle of red + had 2 orange curacao drinks (no other shots there) which i do not advise...really really rank.

My mate arrived and as they were talking this bint decided to start touching my leg and suchlike...

Then the model arrived and introduced this girl as a receptionist (not the actress) as apparently the actress was taping...

My mate lost interest...we ended up doing another shot and bottle before heading off to a different bar in a cab.

On the way this bint gestures like shes going to vomit so the taxi stopped...she chucked out the window and off we continued.

Got to the rooftop bar and ordered a couple of champagne (more like prosecco) pitcher cocktails + some food...

I was on the sofa with the receptionist and she kept trying to hold my hand and was getting closer with the vomit breath...grabbed my hand a couple more times...

I just told her to go to the ladies and take her bra off...then sank alot of a pitcher...

She returned grabbed my hands and kept rubbing them on her nips...blah blah blah...

My mate left and so someone brought up the idea of a 3some...sadly receptionist girl said she had to go home...

So we took a taxi...me and the model got dropped off at another bar and the vomit and alcohol induced loony continued home...while the remaining girl and me got totally wasted and ended up drinking all night.

Next day the receptionist messaged so i booked a room and just told her i had a suprise for her and to meet me in the lobby...took her upstairs straight away...she was playing hard to get so we popped down to the bar...2 espresso martinis and a sambuca later and we were back in the room

She asked if i had something...i said "not when we just met" (didnt want to smash her at all) and then she had 2 screaming sessions to my 1.

Wouldnt do it again tbh...boobs were not to my taste...massive.

She whatsapped me today saying "how are you sexy"...didnt even open it.
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Did she ask for sex the Liverpool FC way were you stay on top for ages,and come second ......
 
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Mutzo Nutzo said:
I’m gonna ask the question you’ve all been wanting to.

@BigBlueNose does she have a clunge like a mouses ear or, after a couple of kids does it look like a mortar crater down there?
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Theres exercises the fairer sex do...even after pooping out 3 kids some are...shall we say...

Not wizards sleeves...
 
Joey66 said:
Did she askfor sex the Liverpool FC way were you stay on top for ages,and come second ......
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It was all over in about 15mins Joey...couldnt handle the full 90mins...

To be honest...it was akin to a Gary McAllister free kick...lots of expectation but sadly very disappointing

Im not going above C cups next time.
 

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