Dating ...

[Sweeneytoad]

Have a pint before you meet up, it will relax you a bit.

 

[Rob17896]

If she asked to go Dutch Frank - don't not fetch the EU up as it paying half each where ever you take her

Does he have to pay to take her? Even half kills the romance I think. And what do you mean by 'wherever?'

 

[COYBL25]

Just trying to help Frank find his way around the female form, and to get him to check she's clean first, this can be done by wafting the aroma from between her legs.

Given his past form, I’d say it’s the other way around

 

[Rob17896]

Oh you old romantic you.

And who said romance was dead !

Think Chris might really be called Wayne.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Given his past form, I’d say it’s the other way around

I just hope he doesn't get that poor dog involved in his date!

 

[TheSecondComing]

Where you taking her chief? Heard that Ted Bundy film is decent.......

 

[nsno-chris]

get your knob out and do the elephant impression

 

[mccole]

Take her to a place you go to regularly and say to her, this is the places I like to go to, I could take to a fancy place or bar and I will but you want me to honest with you so this is me hope you like it.

P.S. Don't go The Lisbon

 

[larbert toffee]

Franks only gone and landed himself a date ..

any tips greatly appreciated

Act mute and don't invite her to Edinburgh.

 

[larbert toffee]

It's called a vagina Frank, and it's located between her legs, have a smell first to make sure it's not rank.

Don't think he's rank conscious.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Don't be a d1ck and treat her how you'd expect to be treated.
Good luck mate hope it goes well.

Does that mean you have to give her a hand job??

 

[larbert toffee]

Hope she's not a goth after the stick you gave Jeff.

 

[malfosse]

Does that mean you have to give her a hand job??

You don't have to, but it's considered good manners.

 

[marnie]

Chloroform
Gaffer tape
Cable ties
Hood
Saw
Axe
Shovel
Plastic sheeting
Lime
Forensic suit
Petrol
Matches
Tranny van

Oh and an alibi.

And derelict building in the middle of nowhere

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Does that mean you have to give her a hand job??

Can you expand on "hand job", please...this means different things to different women.