Dating ...

[MarkK1988]

try and finger her before youve even kissed her

 

[Nymzee]

If a woman is willing to put her hand in her purse, she's on the right track. Should always split unless she is your actual partner.

Surely that last sentence is the wrong way round?

 

[Frang]

i'll be buying the couple of drinks we'll be having lads! lol

 

[sageyefc]

Tell her on the way to meeting her you were bit on the penis by a venomous snake and she must suck out the venom to save you

 

[COYBL25]

Just be yourself R.No point if you pretend to be somebody you aren't. Polite and gentlemanly without changing your whole persona.We all put on a bit of a show on a first date,just be true to yourself.Remember , this is an , internet forum,you have never met any of us,so stick to what and who you are.

I can`t believe that you advised him to not to change his persona and be true to himself.

That`s like advising Fred West to stop extending his cellar.

 

[verreauxi]

i'll be buying the couple of drinks we'll be having lads! lol

Having now thoroughly familiarized myself with Weatherspoons (they have interesting carpets and clientele among other things that are best posted in the "Leaving EU" thread), I'm certain you can afford the 3.29 pints of Coor's Light.

 

[Nymzee]

Having now thoroughly familiarized myself with Weatherspoons (they have interesting carpets and clientele among other things that are best posted in the "Leaving EU" thread), I'm certain you can afford the 3.29 pints of Coor's Light.

I saw a sign in Liverpool at the weekend, happy hour offer, pints for £3.50.

Made me chuckle as that’s dear for where I live even now.

 

[carlos21]

seriously lads....


serious

What is her name mate how are you doing.

 

[Frang]

I saw a sign in Liverpool at the weekend, happy hour offer, pints for £3.50.

Made me chuckle as that’s dear for where I live even now.

just down the road from where I live there is a town that has 10 pubs and the most expensive pint you will find I a guiness at £2.80 in all off them.

lagers are about £2.20 on average

 

[davids]

A woman has never complained to her friends that all she spoke about on a date was herself.Just keep plying her with questions.....keep an eye on your alcohol intake.

 

[Nymzee]

Whatever you do don’t fart in front of her

 

[-Rob-]

A few years ago I was sat in Costa having a coffee, watching the world go by when a young couple came and sat at the table next to me. It was obvious they didn't know each other very well. After a few minutes of random chat the lad pulls a clipboard from his bag and tells her he's looked up a few questions that should be asked on a first date. He actually handed her the clipboard and a pen and ask her to fill out her answers. Not surprisingly she looked slightly bemused. From what I overheard here were questions about her family, her job and her future ambitions.
Unfortunately I had to leave before the questionnaire was completed but I can only assume it led to unprotected sex in the toilets, an unwanted pregnancy and a life of misery for both of them.

So my advice, take a questionnaire and a clipboard......oh and don't forget a pen.

You're welcome!

 

[Bungle]

If you want to seem super protective and manly let me know the venue for this date Frank and I'll come in acting obnoxious, you can then get up and tell me where to go and push me about a bit. I'll then deck you cos obviously I'm double hard and you can have a little cry wank in the corner as I knob her over the table.

My plan has gone awry somewhere there.

 

[Frang]

A few years ago I was sat in Costa having a coffee, watching the world go by when a young couple came and sat at the table next to me. It was obvious they didn't know each other very well. After a few minutes of random chat the lad pulls a clipboard from his bag and tells her he's looked up a few questions that should be asked on a first date. He actually handed her the clipboard and a pen and ask her to fill out her answers. Not surprisingly she looked slightly bemused. From what I overheard here were questions about her family, her job and her future ambitions.
Unfortunately I had to leave before the questionnaire was completed but I can only assume it led to unprotected sex in the toilets, an unwanted pregnancy and a life of misery for both of them.

So my advice, take a questionnaire and a clipboard......oh and don't forget a pen.

You're welcome!

good idea !

*sifts through google finding questions to ask, just like @Bruce Wayne does for the EU thread !

 

[Frang]

If you want to seem super protective and manly let me know the venue for this date Frank and I'll come in acting obnoxious, you can then get up and tell me where to go and push me about a bit. I'll then deck you cos obviously I'm double hard and you can have a little cry wank in the corner as I knob her over the table.

My plan has gone awry somewhere there.

mush i'l just ask her if she does three somes … saves me getting a battering then ..