Abertonian
Player Valuation: £20m
Well done to East Beef and Moyes. A manager who has been engaged in a soap opera style 'will he, won't he' get the sack storyline all season. Let's be honest they were awful pretty much all season and yet made it to a final by virtue of playing absolutely nobody of any note.
It's a measure of how badly we've mucked it up under the board of goons and penfold that a club whose supporters look like the audience at the x factor, are subsidised by the most incompetent government of modern times, run by the dildo brothers and scowling tory Brady, and managed by a man with no eyebrows whose career of bottling big moments wouldn't look out of place at spurs, have won a European trophy while we scraped to safety on match day 38.
We are utter mince.
It's a measure of how badly we've mucked it up under the board of goons and penfold that a club whose supporters look like the audience at the x factor, are subsidised by the most incompetent government of modern times, run by the dildo brothers and scowling tory Brady, and managed by a man with no eyebrows whose career of bottling big moments wouldn't look out of place at spurs, have won a European trophy while we scraped to safety on match day 38.
We are utter mince.