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2021/22 Dele Alli

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Has to make 19 appearances then we pay 10 million. When we signed was only 18 games left so that was to get over FFP. Even still he hasn’t made anywhere near 18 appearances. He is an everton player so doesn’t go back to spurs. I imagine he goes on a free in the summer. He had to make 40 appearances then we had to pay anything from 30-40 million depending on which reports to believe.
Abbeys, that’s it
He’s going to go, surely
 

Could be up there as one of the 'best' Everton transfers ever. Comes in on a free from Spurs, we hand him a 3-year 100k a week deal, he stinks the place out, gets on the field about 5 times in 4 months, then goes on a free transfer in the summer with us topping up his wages until 2025 because no other team will touch him on anywhere like the terms he agreed with us. An Everton Special of a transfer.
 

Did anyone really think Moshiri would outsmart Daniel Levy on a transfer?

Yes he came on a FREE, but we still have to pay his wages.

Given the way we play, with Iwobi going box to box in the number 10 role, I don't see Dele playing.
 
Dele Alli doesn't actually physically exist at Everton. He's in cryogenic stasis at Spurs. They've sent us a holographic avatar to represent Ali (think Rimmer in Red Dwarf). Once his avatar makes 19 appearances we get the real Dele Ali for £70 million.

Everyone clear now?

Who is, coincidentally, also a hologram. Think Rimmerworld.
 

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